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February 23, 2011
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Got rid of the roaches, too.
Posted by: bonmot | February 23, 2011 at 02:44 PM
this calls for a darwin..
Posted by: queensbee | February 23, 2011 at 03:06 PM
"...explosion that rattled windows and nerves in the area."
You shook my nerves and you rattled my brain. Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
Posted by: Braniff | February 23, 2011 at 03:11 PM
BRILLIANT!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2011 at 03:18 PM
If they felt the ground shake a mile away, he had more than a firecracker or two. Probably cherry bombs. Yeah, that'd do it.
Maybe it was that bean he ate.
Posted by: Steve | February 23, 2011 at 03:30 PM
Fireworks? I hate this happened but I'll bet it was beautiful. Poor puppy that died because of his owner's stupidity.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 23, 2011 at 03:36 PM
"Don't try this at home."
Especially after a few drinks.
"Hold my beer and watch... {BOOM!} this."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 23, 2011 at 04:56 PM
Use a HAIRDRYER, people!!
Posted by: Punkin | February 23, 2011 at 06:22 PM
No good, Queensbee. He wasn't quite stupid enough to be inside when he lit his house on fire. Only the dog blew up.
Posted by: Elon | February 23, 2011 at 06:37 PM
He really should have gotten an illegal fireworks dealer license. Oh yeah, Dumbass.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 23, 2011 at 11:03 PM
So he went from boom to bust(ed)?
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 24, 2011 at 01:11 AM