GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
Judge strips taco-eating Texas beauty queen of crown
(Thanks to Gregg in Austin)
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February 24, 2011
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She muffed that one.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 24, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Maybe should have kept a chainsaw under her clothes at the official weigh in so she could have some room for error.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 24, 2011 at 12:00 PM
You quiero un abogado nuevo.
Posted by: Taco Belle | February 24, 2011 at 12:24 PM
You'll get my taco when you pry it from my cold, fat, greasy fingers. o/t but... If anyone on this blog has any pull with CNN or any other news agency could you please ask them to quit mentioning Tripoli when talking about Libya? Thanks to them I now have the Gomer Pyle version of the Marine Corps Hymn stuck in my head and it's driving me crazy. Thank you in advance. back o/t
Posted by: nursecindy | February 24, 2011 at 12:26 PM
That's not hot sauce...
Posted by: Siouxie | February 24, 2011 at 12:32 PM
The Taco Nazi (judge) asked: How much do you weigh?
She: 130 lbs.
He: NO TACOS FOR YOU! AND HANDING IN THAT TIARA ALSO!
Posted by: funny man | February 24, 2011 at 12:34 PM
mmmmmmmmmmm....tacos
Posted by: pokerplayer | February 24, 2011 at 12:38 PM
She should have stuck to eating fish products. Great taste, less filling.
Posted by: Wingnut | February 24, 2011 at 01:00 PM
There's no such thing as "too many tacos." That's just an urban legend!
Posted by: jon | February 24, 2011 at 01:02 PM
Reuters? What's with the British fascination with Texas? They probably think JR was involved.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | February 24, 2011 at 01:23 PM
Would it have made a difference if she got fat by eating too many cookies? It sounds like they have a problem with tacos.
Posted by: Braniff | February 24, 2011 at 01:47 PM
Nice fresh clams are less fattening. She should stay off the geoducks, though.
Posted by: padraig | February 24, 2011 at 01:59 PM
Sheesh ! What happens if you eat Fettucini Alfredo ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 24, 2011 at 02:23 PM
We take our pagaents seriously in Texas.
Posted by: bonmot | February 24, 2011 at 02:45 PM
If not your spelling. ;p
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 24, 2011 at 03:29 PM
He thew his horse over the fence some hay.
Posted by: JEC | February 24, 2011 at 03:36 PM
Is she still eligible for the Miss Congealed designation?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2011 at 03:52 PM
Confused now. Are the fish tacos okay?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | February 24, 2011 at 04:19 PM
@dances -- it depends on the fixings. I like them.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 24, 2011 at 04:29 PM
now she's gonna have to think outside her buns
Posted by: sandy | February 24, 2011 at 04:35 PM
If our fundamental right to skinny beauty queens was overturned, you'd have Kirsty Allen in the swimsuit competition. And millions of men would be gouging out their eyeballs.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | February 24, 2011 at 05:02 PM
You may even have Kirsty Alley in those competitions too, hogatemysister!
Posted by: nursecindy | February 24, 2011 at 06:12 PM
The judge snatched her crown!
Posted by: Flying Manatee | February 24, 2011 at 07:40 PM
In New Hampshire, she could ask the judge for his driver's or fishing license, etc. If his weight is not exactly the same as what is on the license, he is committing a crime. NH law prohibits possession of any inaccurate I.D. that "purports" to be an official document. Unfortunately, "purports" just means "claims to be," so it includes real I.D.'s as well as fake ones. I suspect she would run out of impartial judges rather quickly.
Posted by: Ralph | February 24, 2011 at 11:01 PM
I found the ad placement when I went to read the whole article just slightly ironic:
Posted by: Jason | February 25, 2011 at 08:43 AM
Cindy...luv...
This one is for you...
From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean:
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.
Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun;
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job
The United States Marines.
Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve;
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven’s scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.
You are very welcome...
Posted by: Afkat | February 25, 2011 at 10:16 AM
And un-vice-versa, Flying Manatee?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | February 25, 2011 at 04:47 PM
I was recently in San Antonio and I think I saw this girl on the river walk. There was a show there. She was pretty but definitely overflowing her top.
Posted by: ken in sc | February 26, 2011 at 06:52 PM
Most of the talk was in Spanish so I did not know for sure. San Antonio is sort of like Miami, you know?
Posted by: ken in sc | February 26, 2011 at 07:00 PM