FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT UPHELD

Male exotic dancer Ed Cloyd, who goes by the stage name "Total Package" at clubs in Prince George's and Washington, D.C., will not have to wear Band-Aids over his nipples when he dances close to customers.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Since nursecindy is probably in church I'll ask for her: no pictures?

[Coconuts]

For a guy named "Total Package," pictures would be helpful, Jeff. Just so we could, ahem, fully oogle evaluate the story.

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

The bizarre thing is that this is apparently a much broader ruling which affects all exotic dancers, male and female, which the article certainly doesn't stress! Marylanders should be rejoicing that an effort to have their state follow Virginia's idiocy has been thwarted.

[nursecindy]

Thanks Jeff. I agree, shoddy journalism. No pictures. I thought the Florida thing about taking pictures of cows was stupid. This is even dumber.

[Steve]

There are a lot of activities that I do not do nor enjoy, such as going to church. But I don't mind one bit if someone else wants to do whatever, so long as it's with consenting adults, no one gets hurt, and they don't scare innocent animals.
Why do legislators get so stupid and uptight when they get elected?

[Loudmouth]

Girls, look up Hanger Club (it's near Andrews AFB).