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February 22, 2011

DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE POLICE DOGS COULDN'T SMELL HIM

A Bridgeport man wanted for stuffing 58 containers of deodorant down his pants has finally been busted.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, bonmot and Mark Schlesinger)

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At least he smelled nice in the back of the police car.

I guess the writer couldn't resist this line: Mingollello thought he made a clean getaway, but police identified him in surveillance tapes and put out a warrant for his arrest.


The police had no luck trying to sweat a confession out of him.

To make Sure he didn't escape, they assigned the Right Guard.

If they're speedy they can stick it to him.

In his pants? Apparently he didn't want to sweat the small stuff.

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