CSI: MANATEE COUNTY
(Thanks to The Smoking Gun, via Allen at Division)
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February 28, 2011
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They do not pay guards enough to deal with this stuff.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 28, 2011 at 10:28 AM
she might not declare, but i will: you am a dimwit!
please, please, get out of the gene pool.
Posted by: queensbee | February 28, 2011 at 10:29 AM
... sometimes it's just not worth getting up in the morning.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | February 28, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Par-TAAY.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 28, 2011 at 11:18 AM
I can think of worse places to store your pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Steve | February 28, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Those pills will definitely stop STDs. A modern chastity belt ?
Posted by: LeDud | February 28, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Wait!
Fellow blog readers, do you realize the irony?
She plead quilty or confessed to violating the law.
Then she reports to serve her time, and she did again
what got her in there in the first place.
When asked why, King reportedly said "just using the
pockets Mother Nature gave me," as she flashed a smile.
She asked the guard if she could have them back,
and the guard said no.
Posted by: funny man | February 28, 2011 at 01:11 PM
It's gonna take a few extra glasses of water to swallow those pills.
Posted by: Runner | February 28, 2011 at 02:02 PM
This new wave of honesty in our criminals is going to throw the earth off its axis.
Posted by: NotSherly | February 28, 2011 at 02:15 PM
Good move, lady. No one will ever find them there.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 28, 2011 at 02:18 PM
What do those drugs do, nc?
And wouldn't certain natural juices dissolve the pills?
Posted by: bonmot | February 28, 2011 at 02:19 PM
anything to declare?
just my genius
Posted by: pokerplayer | February 28, 2011 at 04:54 PM
Would that be vagenius?
Posted by: Runner | February 28, 2011 at 05:49 PM
She was confused about the tongue thing, although, in all honesty, she DID put them between her lips…
Buprenorphine is used to treat dependence/addiction to narcotics (opioids):
How to use buprenorphine SL
Use this medication as directed by your doctor, usually once daily. Place the medication under your tongue for 5 to 10 minutes and let it dissolve completely. If you are prescribed more than one tablet each day, you may place all of the tablets under your tongue at once or place two tablets at a time under your tongue. Do not swallow or chew this medication. It will not work as well.
Posted by: Cindy, the other (not nurse) one | February 28, 2011 at 08:16 PM