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February 23, 2011


A guy walked into the store at about 3 p.m. armed with a hatchet. He wore dark cloth wrapped around his face, looking like a mummy.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)


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Isn't that special. As long as I don't ever see one at 3:00pm


Boris? Is that you?

Tomb it may concern....

I cracked up at the "missing teeth" part.

I can recall this (real or imagined) Public Service
Ad, where Adam West, dressed as TV's Batman, reminds
kids that

"Good dental hygine means good citizenship, fellow


Why We Love Gauze.

must've been looking for ghoul-aide

Tut tut.

"Do you carry Ricola drops? I have a nasty sarcophagus I can't shake."

Nice try, Red.

Good one, mtb.

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