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I'm not sure what he's complaining about. It's not like he sells annuities.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 28, 2011 at 02:46 PM
I'm glad the blog keeps us abreast of the latest legal developments.
Briefly, yes, he has a case; and no, the baseball analogy doesn't work.
It was decided long ago that by attending a baseball game, where foul balls always get hit into the stands, one assumes that risk.
Now if our oggler got hit with an STD, he might not have a case.
Posted by: bonmot | February 28, 2011 at 03:21 PM
Gawd. As a Canadian, I absoutely love Americans. You have been our best friends throughout the years, as well as being our best customers for the products we sell, including power, oil & gas.
But you guys really have do do something about these idiotic lawyers.
The guy went to a strip joint and wound up with a chipped tooth.
My response to that would normally be "Suck it up Nancy, start manning up and take responsibility for your own actions".
But perhaps that is just me...I'm getting a little cranky as I get older and looking towards a permanent spot on the geezer bus.
Posted by: Afkat | February 28, 2011 at 03:42 PM
Stripper Slipper Flips, Slaps Flogger.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 28, 2011 at 05:00 PM
Well said Afkat!
Posted by: nursecindy who is hiding in the hallway. | February 28, 2011 at 05:26 PM
Yeah right, the shoe flew off and chipped his tooth. When the real story comes out, it will be that his old lady knocked his tooth out when she found out he was at a strip club.
Posted by: EyeGore | February 28, 2011 at 07:21 PM
Never go to a Rosa Klebb strip show...for so many reasons.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 28, 2011 at 08:09 PM
If ever a case was made for Judge Judy, its this one. Perhaps mediation. I reccomend Charlie Sheen as the mediator.
Posted by: LeDud | February 28, 2011 at 10:26 PM
I almost got injured at a bar in Bangkok one time, but that stripper's projectile was a different story...
Posted by: hogsatemysister | February 28, 2011 at 10:31 PM
hogsatemysister: I hear you, a ping pong ball to the eye is no laughing matter.
Actually, it is.
Posted by: lurker | March 01, 2011 at 10:27 AM