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February 27, 2011


Minnesota Man Arrested After Caught Deep-Frying Wings While Drunk

(Thanks to Loudmouth)


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Frying While Intoxicated? This is a crime?

We might as well end tailgating as we know it.

Fuddled Fop Fingered for Frying Fowl

Those wings! Drunk again!

.... replacing Charlie Sheen on 2 1/2 men?

Sounds odd to Moi Ownself ... I'd've thunk Frying W. I. wuz only illegal in Japan & them environs, but not in Minnepoopolis ...

Mebbe it wuz the wings their ownselfs that wuz drunk? They wuz the ones scattered all over the floor ...

Jeff, he Broke into the Pizza Hut early in the morning...most PH's don't even open till 11 am...

and he had the munchies...

alcohol and maybe mj involved....

but in fairness, did they do a blood alcohol test?

And which wacky Minnesota statute did he violate?

As a retired health inspector I can say by personal observation that drinking anything alcoholic is not advised around a deep-fryer or a meat slicer.

"Hold my beer and watch ... {sound of sizzling fingers} OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

A little Florida in Minnesota.

The main problem was the wings were still attached to a live ostrich.

Hey, listen... I mean, if there was anything else to do up here in the Winter... How about cutting us some slack ?

Look at me,
Way up high,
Here am I
In the sky

Hey, at least he wasn't bobbing for french fries.

From the Star Tribune: "The marinara sauce must not have been to his liking; police say he threw some on the wall." Drunk, or just poultry emotion?

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