A LONG-OVERDUE CRACKDOWN
Minnesota Man Arrested After Caught Deep-Frying Wings While Drunk
(Thanks to Loudmouth)
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February 27, 2011
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Frying While Intoxicated? This is a crime?
We might as well end tailgating as we know it.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Fuddled Fop Fingered for Frying Fowl
Posted by: Coconuts | February 27, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Those wings! Drunk again!
.... replacing Charlie Sheen on 2 1/2 men?
Posted by: Tash | February 27, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Sounds odd to Moi Ownself ... I'd've thunk Frying W. I. wuz only illegal in Japan & them environs, but not in Minnepoopolis ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 27, 2011 at 01:26 PM
Mebbe it wuz the wings their ownselfs that wuz drunk? They wuz the ones scattered all over the floor ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 27, 2011 at 01:27 PM
Jeff, he Broke into the Pizza Hut early in the morning...most PH's don't even open till 11 am...
and he had the munchies...
alcohol and maybe mj involved....
but in fairness, did they do a blood alcohol test?
And which wacky Minnesota statute did he violate?
Posted by: funny man | February 27, 2011 at 02:36 PM
As a retired health inspector I can say by personal observation that drinking anything alcoholic is not advised around a deep-fryer or a meat slicer.
Posted by: Steve | February 27, 2011 at 03:34 PM
"Hold my beer and watch ... {sound of sizzling fingers} OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2011 at 04:00 PM
A little Florida in Minnesota.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 27, 2011 at 05:00 PM
The main problem was the wings were still attached to a live ostrich.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | February 27, 2011 at 05:54 PM
Hey, listen... I mean, if there was anything else to do up here in the Winter... How about cutting us some slack ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 27, 2011 at 05:59 PM
Look at me,
Way up high,
Here am I
In the sky
I'm FRYYYYYYYYYY-IIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 27, 2011 at 06:51 PM
Hey, at least he wasn't bobbing for french fries.
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 27, 2011 at 08:43 PM
From the Star Tribune: "The marinara sauce must not have been to his liking; police say he threw some on the wall." Drunk, or just poultry emotion?
Posted by: Ralph | February 28, 2011 at 12:30 AM