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Reminds me of how my first wife accused me of volunteering for arctic Alaska to get away from her and I wanted to kick myself for not thinking of it.
Posted by: philinTexas | January 31, 2011 at 10:37 AM
*Snork*
I'm sorry, but that's a good one.
3 years of quiet...followed by one hell of a beating.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 31, 2011 at 10:38 AM
One of the vendors was afraid that we were going to put his name on the list while he was in the air so he would end up in Cleveland trying to explain how he received the name "Boom Boom"
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 31, 2011 at 10:41 AM
OK, so once when I was at TSC we were doing some testing and instead of entering a fake name such as "Mickey Mouse" or "Siouxie Banshee" a guy entered his own name, and accidentally assigned himself a VGTOF code of 1, which essentially means "shoot on site".
He drove very, very, carefully for a few days until we could get the records fixed.
Posted by: wiredog | January 31, 2011 at 10:45 AM
...and then he woke up in his underpants on a freezing park bench, right wiredog?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Sight, not site. Although that is implied...
Posted by: wiredog | January 31, 2011 at 11:28 AM
I'd guess this guy is going to sleep with one eye open for a long, long time, after he removes all sharp objects from the premises.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2011 at 11:29 AM
This guy either had a lot of guts or very little brain. I am guessing a mixture of both. He better be careful what he eats if the little lady is cooking for him. hahahhahaahha
Posted by: oldfatguy | January 31, 2011 at 11:33 AM
He was FIRED? Guess there's no place in the government for creative problem-solvers.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | January 31, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Can we get Snooki on that list?
Posted by: Braniff | January 31, 2011 at 01:06 PM
Snooki will be at the DC car show this afternoon. Like we haven't suffered enough.
Posted by: wiredog | January 31, 2011 at 01:13 PM
...Tied down over the fender of a Jeep ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 31, 2011 at 01:39 PM
No, Clank. Back seat with a ticket puncher.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2011 at 01:46 PM
Brilliant!
Posted by: bonmot | January 31, 2011 at 02:50 PM
Anything she does to him will still be less than he deserves. btw, I'm not talking about Snooki and the ticket puncher when I say that. The biggest mistake he made was he had fun without her.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 31, 2011 at 03:11 PM
He is my hero of the week.
Posted by: NoSacredCow | January 31, 2011 at 05:55 PM
This guy has elevated himself to Sainthood among married guys.
Posted by: Wingnut | January 31, 2011 at 06:41 PM
Snooki & the Ticket Puncher WBAGNFA P0rno.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2011 at 06:51 PM