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Floor pooper sentenced to jail
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January 28, 2011
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I've had Swedish food. Eight months isn't long enough.
Posted by: Gary from Jersey | January 28, 2011 at 02:52 PM
Once when Jr. Coconuts #1 was two-and-a-half years old and in training pants, he deposited a couple of nuggets in a Barnes & Noble bookstore. His little legs were so skinny, I guess the nuggets just fell out of his pants. It was hilarious, but I was mortified, just the same. I rushed behind him with tissues from my purse, retrieved the nuggets and the kid, and raced to the bathroom. By then, he was done. It'll make a great story for his girlfriend next time I see her.....
Posted by: Coconuts | January 28, 2011 at 03:25 PM
He was Sweden's #2 most wanted criminal.
Posted by: Sean In Akron | January 28, 2011 at 05:06 PM
Grumpty Dumpty sat in the store,
Grumpty Dumpty shat on the floor.
All the king's counsel and all the king's men,
Told Grumpty Dumpty to sit in the pen.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 28, 2011 at 06:14 PM
Forecast for Sweden: Doody, with a chance of meatballs.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2011 at 08:07 PM
The Scatological Scandinavian.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 28, 2011 at 08:30 PM
Obviously, he was pi$$ed, among other things.
Posted by: Steve | January 28, 2011 at 09:47 PM
So they won't let him use their can, so he got tossed back in the can, where the other inmates are going to violate his can.
Posted by: Wingnut | January 29, 2011 at 07:32 AM
Marginally on topic: is there anyone out there who has or had small children who hasn't done the comedy act where you take your kids to a big-box home improvement store where toilets are sold and they.....?
I think most people know how this act ends.
Posted by: Steve | January 29, 2011 at 10:12 AM
S himself out of L.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 29, 2011 at 09:20 PM
*Snork* @ AWbh.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 30, 2011 at 08:43 AM