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January 31, 2011


Drinker banned from bar for stealing condom machine

Miklos Antal told police he had ‘met a hot girl at the bar and needed condoms for later’ and was also low on cash.

‘So I thought I’d solve both my problems at once.’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Nothing says "You're really hot" like tearing a device from the wall.

Screwed up.

He impressed her by saying that he made money by remodling businesses.

And he did solve both of his problems. He doesn't have to worry about girl trouble anymore, and he now gets free rent.

What kind of girl would be impressed by a guy who has a hundred condoms in his pocket and pays for everything in quarters?

Of course, alcohol was involved, though no mention of underpants or frozen park benches.

Is that a condom machine in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Cindy?? He's probably single and well prepared!

He'll need those if he keeps up his criminal career.

No one ever bothers the Manilow CD vending machine in the ladies room.

He's gonna get a lot of ribbing about this.

he'll get his comeuppance

Better latex than never.

Siouxie you know Annie asked for him first!

He obviously didn't realize that stealing the machine would rubber the wrong way.

Did they put him in the rubber room?

*snork* @ Wolfsong.

Don't you just hate the trojan whores?

There once was a man named Miklos,
Stole a condom machine: ridiklos!
'Hot girl at the bar'
said "You've gone too far!"
So ridiklos Miklos is chickless.

Nothing says "I want you baby" like leaving the bar with a condom machine under your coat. Or maybe that just says "I'm really drunk".

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