SHREWD
Drinker banned from bar for stealing condom machine
Miklos Antal told police he had ‘met a hot girl at the bar and needed condoms for later’ and was also low on cash.
‘So I thought I’d solve both my problems at once.’
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Nothing says "You're really hot" like tearing a device from the wall.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 31, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Screwed up.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 31, 2011 at 10:39 AM
He impressed her by saying that he made money by remodling businesses.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 31, 2011 at 11:06 AM
And he did solve both of his problems. He doesn't have to worry about girl trouble anymore, and he now gets free rent.
Posted by: Elon | January 31, 2011 at 11:16 AM
What kind of girl would be impressed by a guy who has a hundred condoms in his pocket and pays for everything in quarters?
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | January 31, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Of course, alcohol was involved, though no mention of underpants or frozen park benches.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Is that a condom machine in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Hot Girl | January 31, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Cindy?? He's probably single and well prepared!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2011 at 01:17 PM
He'll need those if he keeps up his criminal career.
Posted by: Steve | January 31, 2011 at 01:18 PM
No one ever bothers the Manilow CD vending machine in the ladies room.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 31, 2011 at 01:36 PM
He's gonna get a lot of ribbing about this.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2011 at 01:40 PM
he'll get his comeuppance
Posted by: sandy | January 31, 2011 at 01:49 PM
Better latex than never.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2011 at 02:18 PM
Siouxie you know Annie asked for him first!
Posted by: nursecindy | January 31, 2011 at 02:40 PM
He obviously didn't realize that stealing the machine would rubber the wrong way.
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 31, 2011 at 02:40 PM
Did they put him in the rubber room?
Posted by: Braniff | January 31, 2011 at 03:51 PM
*snork* @ Wolfsong.
Don't you just hate the trojan whores?
Posted by: bonmot | January 31, 2011 at 04:16 PM
There once was a man named Miklos,
Stole a condom machine: ridiklos!
'Hot girl at the bar'
said "You've gone too far!"
So ridiklos Miklos is chickless.
Posted by: sandy | January 31, 2011 at 05:30 PM
Nothing says "I want you baby" like leaving the bar with a condom machine under your coat. Or maybe that just says "I'm really drunk".
Posted by: Wingnut | January 31, 2011 at 06:35 PM