PUTTING THE 'P' IN PhD
Professor charged with peeing on colleague's door
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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January 27, 2011
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Sayre's Law run amok.
Posted by: wiredog | January 27, 2011 at 01:00 PM
Security cameras are fun. Get some. Watch tweleve online security cams when I'm not watching 'In The Bedroom with Dr. Laura Berman' is a blast. The security systems provide better insight into the business end of anything found in a parking that can be used as an inhibitor than Dr. Berman's lame show does. Look for some of better soft stuff on It only hurts when I laugh. my footage of a '69 El Camino SS bumper jack is hung up in editing.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 27, 2011 at 01:35 PM
My first thought also Wiredog. Next time maybe he should just knock.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 27, 2011 at 01:56 PM
Men don't mature. And if people think we do, pi$$ on 'em.
Posted by: Steve | January 27, 2011 at 02:04 PM
manual tomato:
Speaking of security camera watching...
Posted by: wiredog | January 27, 2011 at 02:27 PM
Now we know what the P in PhD stands for.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | January 27, 2011 at 02:34 PM
Tenur
ine is gonna be a lot harder to get now.Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2011 at 02:50 PM
Prof. Petrov is obviously quite the math whiz.
Posted by: Ford79 | January 27, 2011 at 02:59 PM
officials are divided on whether or not to subtract him from the staff...they'll need to take a wide stance in solving this problem
Posted by: sandy | January 27, 2011 at 03:21 PM
He'd better switch from math to Euro Peeing Studies.
Posted by: Ralph | January 27, 2011 at 03:43 PM
the men were at odds, & he wanted to get even... butt what he did was mean & irrational
(least he didn't do #2)
Posted by: sandy | January 27, 2011 at 04:17 PM
Ding-dong-d!ck
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2011 at 04:37 PM
UC Northridge has many famous math alumni. Three of them are Paula Abdul and Eva Mendes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2011 at 04:38 PM
annie:
most blog guys would count them as
'4': ( . )( . )( . )( . )
Posted by: sandy-the-snowbound | January 27, 2011 at 04:55 PM
Let's see... height of the door knob, check. Distance from door, check. Internal pressure, check. Now just plug in t = (v − vi)/g...
Posted by: OC Dolphin | January 27, 2011 at 05:00 PM
It's not the meat, it's the stupidity.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2011 at 05:46 PM
Windage and elevation, Mrs.Langdon. Windage and elevation.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | January 27, 2011 at 05:59 PM
That door really tied the room together..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | January 27, 2011 at 06:59 PM
Erudite and sophisticated. I tinkle, therefore I am.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 27, 2011 at 07:16 PM
Mebbe the other prof demanded he pee ... ?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 27, 2011 at 07:32 PM
It would have to be one of the math professors, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Elon | January 27, 2011 at 07:43 PM
The German word for that kind of guy is " Lehrerpissendurcher ".
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 27, 2011 at 07:54 PM
You mean marking your territory is a crime now? Just what's left that is ok for a guy to do anymore?
Posted by: Wingnut | January 27, 2011 at 08:20 PM
So the staff dude that collared him said, "Professor, urine real trouble now!"
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 27, 2011 at 09:27 PM
Wait till he finds the logarithm he left in his briefcase!
Posted by: Sean In Akron | January 27, 2011 at 09:46 PM
In retrospect, Petrov had been acting strangely as of late and probably could have been stopped had anyone paid attention to the sines..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | January 27, 2011 at 10:24 PM
He could have a-voided the camera by finding the right angle.
Something is rotten in Northridge - one of their dorks has sprung a leak.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2011 at 10:28 PM
PUTTING THE 'P' IN PhD
That would make 'hD', 'his Door'.
Posted by: NotSherly, buried in CT | January 28, 2011 at 07:47 AM