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January 27, 2011
LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!
NO WORD ON WHETHER THIS PROBLEM EXTENDS TO FLATULENCE
Man sues over inability to 'urinate on demand'
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
THE MIAMI MYSTERY SANDBAR PIANO
You will be stunned to learn that alcohol was involved.
January 26, 2011
AHOY, LADIES:
Who wants to date a sea captain?
(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
OR, MISTER POTATO HEAD
One of the tortillas had a large brown spot that resembled the Virgin Mary holding the Baby Jesus.
(Thanks to David Kirtley)
WITH A MINOR IN HERMAN'S HERMITS
Canadian woman first to graduate with Beatles degree
(Thanks to The Perts)
COUPLE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany
(Thanks to Steve @ Secret Location and Rick Chandler)
SPORTS UPDATE
Today's Hanging Rock Cup raceday has been postponed because of kangaroos on the track.
(Thanks to Jenny Kellner)
GOJIRA
5-foot Monitor lizard wanders Calif. neighborhood
(Thanks to Gael C.)
YOUR TEXAS SPORTS UPDATE
Live chicks, fish tossed during Fort Worth pep rally
This has been Your Texas Sports Update.
(Thanks to Ralph)
THE TEQUILA SHOT
There's a right way, and a wrong way.
(Thanks to Greg Snow)
ATTENTION, LADIES
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
ALERT CITIZEN OF THE WEEK SO FAR
THEY WERE ALL ON VIBRATE
Woman tries to smuggle 44 iPhones -- in her stockings
(Thanks to bonmot, who says, "There's a rap for that.")
UPDATE ON MIAMI'S MYSTERY SANDBAR PIANO
January 25, 2011
REMINDS US OF COLLEGE
GOES GREAT WITH POTATOWATER
(Thanks to RussellMc)
AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING
MTV's 'Jersey Shore' headed to Italy for upcoming fourth season
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Mark Schlesinger)
HEY, CHICAGO:
(Thanks to oneblankspace)
WOOF
STUPID FUN ORAL FASHON STATEMENT
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
AFTER WHICH IT PEED ON HIM
Firefighter uses mouth-to-snout to revive Chihuahua
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
THANKS, BUT WE'LL JUST WALK
A German man has won a £20,000 Mini Cooper - after he agreed to have the brand's logo tattooed on his manhood.
(Thanks to B'game, who says "I'd prefer a Hummer")
SO IT IS READY TO PARTY
For the last 8,000 years, the wine grape has had very little sex.
(Thanks to Bryan Miller)
WE'D IDENTIFY WITH OUR STATE
...but our identity has been stolen.
(Thanks to jon harris)
HOW COLD IS IT?
(Thanks to Punkin)
HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT CHANGING UNDERWEAR
WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Scientists Use Light to Make Worms 'Dance'
(Thanks to Greg Snow, who asks, "Ever wonder how disco got started?")
NOT CREEPY AT ALL!
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
IT MUST BE TRUE, BECAUSE IT WAS PUBLISHED ON THE INTERNET
Archaeologists claim to have discovered remains of winged humans
(Thanks to Ted Gilman)
THERE ARE NO HIJINKS....
...like Ohio state legislator hijinks.
(Thanks to Ralph)
MUST HAVE BEEN A HELL OF A PARTY
January 24, 2011
WHY WE LOVE SOUTH FLORIDA, REASON #2,038
Because when you go downstairs to have lunch, sometimes you see dolphins.
THEY HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO OBEY
MUSH
(Thanks to Annie Where-but-here)
SUDDENLY, A LOT OF GERMAN GUYS...
...are making dental appointments.
(Thanks to Suzie W. Wacvet)
HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT TARTAR SAUCE
WHOA
Horse called Mischief gets stuck in swimming pool
(Thanks to Siouxie)
SPORTS UPDATE
Mark Sanchez shows why he's the starting QB.
(Thanks to Mr. Jeff Arch)
DAKOTA II
WE CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT MICHELANGELO WOULD HAVE DONE WITH THIS MEDIUM
'TIL DEATH DO YOU PART
People are getting married in funeral homes.
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT
Undercover police cleared 'to have sex with activists'
(Thanks to Warren Anderson)
YOUR PERSONAL GROOMING UPDATE FROM VIETNAM
THERE IS NO REASON FOR CIVILIANS TO POSSESS THEM
Man assaults brother with muffler
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
DRUGS IN NATURE
(Thanks to ScottMGS)
WE'RE WETTING OUR PANTS IN ANTICIPATION
...the dance encourages kids to embrace the excitement of potty training and celebrate success.
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
FINALLY
What Paris Hilton would have looked like 2 million years ago
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
GIVE IT UP FOR THE SCOTS
They're fighting for your fundamental human right to eat sheep lungs.
(Thanks to WriterDude)