IF HE'D HAD HIP-HOP, HE COULD HAVE KILLED THEM
Norwegian Boy Fends Off Wolf Pack with Heavy Metal
(Thanks to Mitch)
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Creed is heavy metal?
Posted by: Tampa Norm | January 20, 2011 at 03:50 PM
If he'd had Mary Banilow, he could have put them to sleep AND given them nightmares.
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 20, 2011 at 03:59 PM
*knows what to pack into his emergency abandoned-in-the-woods kit*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 20, 2011 at 04:03 PM
Ya know, lead counts as a heavy metal, especially when rapidly expelled from a Smith & Wesson. Would have been even more effective...
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 20, 2011 at 04:06 PM
Wolves with taste. Who knew?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 20, 2011 at 04:08 PM
The Navy tried this during WWII, except Heavy Metal hadn't been invented yet.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 20, 2011 at 04:09 PM
He should have tried Copacabana. Then, the wolves would know true fear.
Posted by: Elon | January 20, 2011 at 04:16 PM
betcha he had to wash THOSE jeans when he got home...
Posted by: sandy | January 20, 2011 at 04:26 PM
I've fended off worse with a picture of my mother-in-law
Posted by: Pannus | January 20, 2011 at 04:37 PM
Slightly OT, altho it might be wolf-related - has anyone heard from Meanie today? There was a police sting in NY/NJ that nabbed over 100 bookies, and coincidentally, Meanie isn't here. Normally I wouldn't ask, butt
I'm not normalhe owes me money.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 20, 2011 at 05:14 PM
When facing predators, don't EVER act like lunch.
Lunch runs.
Self-confidence makes the animal uneasy and prone to backing off.
The kid did well.
Posted by: Steve | January 20, 2011 at 05:17 PM
I'd have gone with some Warren Zevon.
Posted by: bonmot | January 20, 2011 at 05:19 PM
Steve, unless you're in LA, 'cuz we bad-ass rude. Bwa-ha-ha....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 20, 2011 at 05:31 PM
I don't understand why he didn't just use a big stick...
Isn't it good,
Norwegian wood?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 20, 2011 at 05:33 PM
@annie-the-where-but-here: FYI - here's the latest list of arrested mob members from today's daily news:
"Tony Bagels"
"Vito Love"
"The Claw"
"Baby Fat"
"Jimmy Gooch"
"Mush"
"Johnny Cash"
"The Beard"
"Johnny Pizza"
"Nighthawk."
nope. no "meanie-the-blue"
(*snork* @ 'johnny cash')
Posted by: sandy-the-nice-newyorker | January 20, 2011 at 05:33 PM
He better be careful... sounds like cruelty to animals, if he was in some parts of the US he would probably be arrested.
Posted by: sandbasser | January 20, 2011 at 05:47 PM
I'll bet Annie likes her some Norwegian Wood.
Posted by: bonmot | January 20, 2011 at 06:01 PM
Creed? Heavy metal? That's a stretch. Now, Rammstein would drive off some wolves.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 20, 2011 at 06:11 PM
Real nice comment, bonmot. You're from Houston, aren't you?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 20, 2011 at 06:32 PM
I hope Meanie the
BookieBlue is okay.Posted by: nursecindy | January 20, 2011 at 06:44 PM
Me, too. Nursecindy. According to Sandy's note, at least they didn't catch him. Yet.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 20, 2011 at 06:54 PM
So...no word on Meanie "Leave the gun, take the cannoli" the Blue?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 20, 2011 at 07:19 PM
Now THAT'S a tough neighborhood. I've heard of bullies who steal a kid's lunch, but these guys intended to have him for lunch.
Posted by: Wingnut | January 20, 2011 at 07:28 PM
The worst I've used Heavy Metal for is to stay awake from Fargo to Bismarck.
Posted by: EB | January 20, 2011 at 08:02 PM
Thanks to Jeff's tip-off, I got out of the area just in time. Gonna have to endure a night in Buffalo, though. (I got "family" there.)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 20, 2011 at 08:33 PM
Good to know you're safe, Meanie!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 20, 2011 at 08:52 PM
My experience with wild wolves in Canada is that they are curious, but not aggressive. You are in far more danger from many dogs than from wolves. If confronted by dogs, try playing Justin Bieber music.
Posted by: Ralph | January 20, 2011 at 09:51 PM
Good one, Meanie.
More on Sandy's list of arrested mobsters:
The indictments listed colorful nicknames - Bobby Glasses, Vinny Carwash, Jack the Whack, Johnny Cash, Junior Lollipops - and catalogued murders, extortion, arson, drug dealing and other crimes dating back three decades.
Jack the Whack?
How seriously can you take someone nicknamed "junior Lollipops" anyway?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 21, 2011 at 07:23 AM
"jr lollipops" got licked?
of course, we have our own 'gangstas':
dave "The Blog"
judi "The Barber Ho"
......
Posted by: sandy | January 21, 2011 at 08:08 AM
Walter "Penis Bone"
Posted by: Siouxie | January 21, 2011 at 09:18 AM
Siouxie "The Machete"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 21, 2011 at 09:24 AM
Just heard that 83-year-old Luigi "Louie" Manocchio, who went by the names "Baby Shacks," "The Professor" and "The Old Man" was also arrested.
Accumulating nicknames with seniority.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 21, 2011 at 09:37 AM
According to Sirius/XM, these are heavy metal bands: Pantera, Slayer, Metallica, Lamb Of God, Megadeth, Slipknot, Sepultura, Machine Head, Testament, Fear Factory
Also from that page, a program I shall miss:
Every Bloody Night Midnight - 1 am ET
The most extreme death, grind, goat, Viking, black, satanic, vomit-gore metal show ever! Featuring bands like Dying Fetus, Nile, Deicide, Cephalic Carnage, Goatwhore, Napalm Death, Behemoth, Immortal, Decapitated, Suffocation, Pig Destroyer, Skinless, Vader plus a hell of a lot more!
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | January 21, 2011 at 09:41 AM
jeff "The Submitter"
;)
Posted by: sandy | January 21, 2011 at 09:45 AM
sandy, he also goes by Jeffy "The Whiner" ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie "The Machete" | January 21, 2011 at 09:49 AM
haha siouxie - u be "the BOX Winer", girl
Posted by: sandy | January 21, 2011 at 10:03 AM
*snork* Busted!! lol
Posted by: Siouxie "The Machete" | January 21, 2011 at 10:15 AM