HOW TO GET A TURKEY TO COME
You have to know how to call it.
(Thanks to Larry Martell)
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She blew it.
*preemptively SMACKs self*
Posted by: Chris S. | January 18, 2011 at 12:19 PM
*wonders where he can get one of those things for his girlfriend*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 18, 2011 at 12:27 PM
I want to see her on America's Got Talent!, or maybe the Hustler channel...
Posted by: padraig | January 18, 2011 at 12:28 PM
And the gravy's almost ready ......
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 18, 2011 at 12:35 PM
LEGAL NOTICE:
Any similarity to this product is purely coincidental/
Actually, it they could combine the two products, I'd be more inclined to buy it...imagine the exercise
beneifts and the money you could save each Thanks giing...
Posted by: funny man | January 18, 2011 at 12:36 PM
'Call me'
Posted by: Tom Turkey | January 18, 2011 at 12:47 PM
There's a SLAp Chop for that
Posted by: sandy | January 18, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Men have such fowl thoughts.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 18, 2011 at 12:57 PM
She can call a fowl on me anytime.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | January 18, 2011 at 01:08 PM
In her defense, I probably would have done the same. I mean, the dude didn't tell her how she was supposed to operate it. It seems natural to use the thing as a whistle, at least until a second after she started using it that way.
Posted by: Elon | January 18, 2011 at 01:11 PM
right, elon - she heard 'diaphragm', was thinking safe sex & just got a little head start before vibrating it correctly
Posted by: sandy | January 18, 2011 at 01:18 PM
Practicing a gobble, are we?
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 18, 2011 at 02:05 PM
She seems pretty good at that.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | January 18, 2011 at 02:07 PM
Hereby offering my "turkey caller" for testing.
Posted by: WVplantman | January 18, 2011 at 02:13 PM
"A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 18, 2011 at 02:45 PM
Bet that after that aired, she attracted all the turkeys.
Posted by: Steve | January 18, 2011 at 03:02 PM
Some say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush,
but if in that bush a fair maiden stand, a push in the bush is worth two in the hand.
[I'm quoting MB(RH?), from a time long ago, before we wuz married. But AFTER I asked her to marry me. Go figure.]
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 18, 2011 at 07:59 PM
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could ... never mind.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 18, 2011 at 11:09 PM
You don't actually blow on it . . .
Posted by: Hedda | January 19, 2011 at 05:59 PM