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What's the "mauka side" of a building?
Is that where the howlies enter?
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Hey ladies, he's single!
Posted by: wiredog | January 27, 2011 at 12:56 PM
No thanks Wiredog. He sounds a little clingy.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 27, 2011 at 01:28 PM
Mauka is opposite the makai side.
Mauka is toward the mountains, i.e., inland. Makai is toward the ocean.
Haoles enter wherever they can. (rimshot)
Charges were dismissed when they both showed their Florida licenses.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 27, 2011 at 01:30 PM
Thanks, Horace.
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2011 at 03:20 PM
*Snork @ nc!*
The guy likes it on top, I guess.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2011 at 03:32 PM
Wow! A new episode of Haolee Five O that practically wrote itself!
McGarrett: Were you using any drugs or taking any medications?
44 year old man: Wouldn't you like to know?
McGarrett: Book em, Dano. Book them both, and put in
in the same cell, as soon as the hospital releases them!
Posted by: funny man | January 27, 2011 at 04:09 PM
*sigh*
The things we women have to do to get rid of a guy...
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2011 at 04:23 PM
He was stuck on her shunroof.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2011 at 06:29 PM
Love hurts. Stalking is downright crippling.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 27, 2011 at 06:39 PM
It's hell getting a taxi in South Beretania.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 27, 2011 at 07:59 PM
Obviously she is a lousy driver and the guy was trying to keep her from hurting herself. That's the way it is being a guy, even when we try to help the women assume we are up to no good.
Posted by: Wingnut | January 27, 2011 at 08:26 PM