COUPLE TRIO OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Dog eats man’s ear after his girlfriend bites it off
Clarification: "His" means "the man's," not "the dog's." We think.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that "amazingly, alcohol may have been involved.")
wow - where to start: the woman with the snooki-do, the man with the giant lobes, or the dog in the santa suit???
Posted by: sandy | January 18, 2011 at 09:56 AM
These lobe triangles never end well.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 18, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Well...the dog is cute, anyway.
And it proves Dave's dictum that dogs will eat anything.
There is no #3.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 18, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Some days it just pays to not get out of bed.
Posted by: Braniff | January 18, 2011 at 10:07 AM
After the arrest, was there a hearing?
Posted by: Braniff | January 18, 2011 at 10:08 AM
The flesh of his ear on her tongue,
Bitten - then spitten! it flung...
It couldn't be found,
So they suspect the hound...
They'll have to look through Alfie's dung.
Posted by: sandy | January 18, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Mmmmmmm...snausage!!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 18, 2011 at 10:19 AM
*thnork* @ Sandy
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 18, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Dec. 2009!?
... couldn't British news be a little faster?
... or were they looking for the entire year?
*wonders what Mike Tyson's up to*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 18, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Sandy, ewww.
Posted by: Elon | January 18, 2011 at 11:48 AM
If I were the dog, I'd cough it up. Literally.
Or the terrier may be the next meal for either or both these big folks.
(Dog bites man is no news, man bites dog is big news.
Go figure.)
Posted by: funny man | January 18, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Music, maestro, if you please..
"You and me and a dog named Boo"...
NOW THAT'S DYSFUNCTIONAL!
(note to self-when in a relationship, never allow bar maids to buy a drink...scribble scribble)
Posted by: funny man | January 18, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Is it me or does that dog resemble a rat?
Posted by: eil | January 18, 2011 at 01:25 PM
Come a little closer darling so I can nibble on your ear.......
Posted by: nursecindy | January 18, 2011 at 01:29 PM
Ear-retrievable!
Posted by: Bonmot | January 18, 2011 at 01:49 PM
It's true, dogs will eat anything-provided the alpha give it to them. Meat disappears instantly. Anchovies, even faster. Blue cheese stuffed olives get a "really?" look first.
Ears, now they're a delicacy. Especially the, uh, delicate ones.
Posted by: Steve | January 18, 2011 at 03:07 PM
.. and Steve ... you know this ... WHY?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 19, 2011 at 05:27 AM