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January 18, 2011

COUPLE TRIO OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Dog eats man’s ear after his girlfriend bites it off

Clarification: "His" means "the man's," not "the dog's." We think.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that "amazingly, alcohol may have been involved.")

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wow - where to start: the woman with the snooki-do, the man with the giant lobes, or the dog in the santa suit???

These lobe triangles never end well.

Well...the dog is cute, anyway.

And it proves Dave's dictum that dogs will eat anything.

There is no #3.

Some days it just pays to not get out of bed.

After the arrest, was there a hearing?

The flesh of his ear on her tongue,
Bitten - then spitten! it flung...
It couldn't be found,
So they suspect the hound...
They'll have to look through Alfie's dung.

Mmmmmmm...snausage!!

*thnork* @ Sandy

Dec. 2009!?

... couldn't British news be a little faster?

... or were they looking for the entire year?

*wonders what Mike Tyson's up to*

Sandy, ewww.

If I were the dog, I'd cough it up. Literally.

Or the terrier may be the next meal for either or both these big folks.

(Dog bites man is no news, man bites dog is big news.
Go figure.)

Music, maestro, if you please..

"You and me and a dog named Boo"...

NOW THAT'S DYSFUNCTIONAL!

(note to self-when in a relationship, never allow bar maids to buy a drink...scribble scribble)

Is it me or does that dog resemble a rat?

Come a little closer darling so I can nibble on your ear.......

Ear-retrievable!

It's true, dogs will eat anything-provided the alpha give it to them. Meat disappears instantly. Anchovies, even faster. Blue cheese stuffed olives get a "really?" look first.
Ears, now they're a delicacy. Especially the, uh, delicate ones.

.. and Steve ... you know this ... WHY?

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