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Gah! First to say, I want some, too!
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 23, 2010 at 11:25 AM
This is beyond belief. I'd actually like to try that feast...buy I'm a guy.
Posted by: LeDud | December 23, 2010 at 11:39 AM
That is disgusting! I want to be there so bad.
Posted by: Holland Daze | December 23, 2010 at 11:48 AM
Wonder is they have any fried Reindeer seasoned with magic mushrooms? yum.
Posted by: oldfatguy | December 23, 2010 at 11:49 AM
Dinner's on the house.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | December 23, 2010 at 11:59 AM
Bacon!
Posted by: NotSherly | December 23, 2010 at 12:12 PM
Jack Daniels Bacon Grease Egg Nog?
*vomits copiously*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2010 at 12:28 PM
Let's see part 2 when they go to the emergency room.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Coronary In a Cocktail!!
For real men. Real STUPID men.
I understand that if they pump your stomach, you win!
(until you get the bill.)
Posted by: funny man | December 23, 2010 at 12:40 PM
(And assuming you survive.)
I prefer the much less macho Jack Daniel Apple-tini.
If there is one. Or the Barbarcue sauce.
Just saying.
Posted by: funny man | December 23, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Jeff, I couldn't get past that part either. Why would you ruin a good drink with garbage like that? Blecch!
Posted by: Elon | December 23, 2010 at 01:12 PM
What a waste of perfectly fine Jack Daniels.
Posted by: DesertAl | December 23, 2010 at 01:23 PM
Dammit, Jack - there's no thyme!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 23, 2010 at 02:17 PM
Good grief...just watching it, I could feel my arteries begin to clog...
I want to be there so much...
Posted by: Afkat | December 23, 2010 at 02:36 PM
If you're not hungry, here's the display version.
Posted by: Ralph | December 23, 2010 at 03:16 PM
I'm down with the concept, but...
Filet?!!? These heathens contaminated the best piece of cow with that other crap?!!?
London broil, hacked-up top round, ... all would work just as well here. Don't screw with the filet.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | December 23, 2010 at 04:14 PM
That Cheezewiz oozing out was the tops. Nacho cheese might be the only change. I'm sure my doc would give me a 10 day supply of industrial Lipitor to compensate.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 23, 2010 at 04:32 PM
One Jack Daniels, please, hold the bacon grease. And the Cheesewiz. And the ground pork. And the....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 23, 2010 at 05:25 PM
Pain... in chest... radiating down arm... can't reach phone... Call 911... Ask for more bacon...
Posted by: hogsatemysister | December 23, 2010 at 06:05 PM
Yeah, it is all fun and games -- until you keel over from a coronary. Bah, Humbug!
Posted by: Edward | December 23, 2010 at 06:36 PM
I can see I picked the wrong week to start dieting.
Posted by: Wingnut | December 23, 2010 at 06:36 PM
The egg nog is extremely "iffy" but I just ate and I'm suddenly hungry again.
Posted by: Steve | December 23, 2010 at 08:10 PM
Picked the wrong week to give up bulimia.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 23, 2010 at 10:12 PM
just go for the party Christmas night.
Posted by: Dave | December 24, 2010 at 05:58 AM
just go out for party at Christmas night.
Posted by: Dave | December 24, 2010 at 06:02 AM
TypeScrooge got it's hands on Dave.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 24, 2010 at 10:47 AM