YOU THINK?

WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. -- A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his mail rounds who seemed "stressed out." But, upon further review, the postal worker says delivering the mail in the nude probably wasn't such a good idea.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, Pat, Trent Whitney, Mark Schlesinger, Bill Hudgins and Michael Gilleland, who says "insert 'Christmas package' jokes here.")

Comments

[bonmot]

He delivered a package . . . what's wrong with that?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wisconsin? Wouldn't you get frostbite on your priority male?

[BillyJoeJimBob]

Pretty soon he'll be wearing one of those cute bracelets so his package can be continuously tracked.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Not such a good idea? Ya think?

I'm guessing the women of the blog would need to see more (ahem) evidence to decide, am I right?

[bonmot]

Can he sling his male sack over his shoulder?

[Loudmouth]

Cliff, too many lunch time beers?

[Not My Usual Alias]

I looked up the temperature on the day of the event. He must have been really motivated or just used to below freezing temperatures.

[Braniff]

I wonder if it helped her stress level. I'm guessing not, since she called the cops.

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Neither snow nor rain nor pants..."

[Ralph]

So she refused to sign the certified male?

[Elon]

But, she dared him! What choice did he have?

[Mr. Mark]

Government employees....

[funny man]

He delivered her package, and wanted to impress her with his...

Can you say "Postal Inspection", Mrs. Smith?

If you ask him, he will even move his tail for some
tail mail....

[Wingnut]

She clearly didn't appreciate the special delivery. But as they say at the postal service, the male must go through.

[hogsatemysister]

Don't worry, I'll just slide the package through your mail slot.

[Maimzini]

Know what the TSA calls this? Junk mail.

[PirateBoy]

Was he quoting a TSA victim when he shouted "Touch my sack, and I'll have you arrested"?

[Clankazoid]

Shrinkage

[Mot the Hoople]

Wisconsin? Dec 4? Was there anything to see?

[padraig the cheesehead]

Yesterday I took my dog out for a walk and picked up my mail, and by the time I came back both my schnauzer and my package were COMPLETELY frozen.

[Not My Usual Alias]

Is this the new 'going postal'?

[MartiniShark]

He crossed the line when he asked her to lick the stamps.

[bonmot]

If the Postman always rings twice, does that mean she was awaiting his dong?

[Wolfsong]

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old...uh....