WANT TO FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT AND WASTE TIME?

Here you go.

(Thanks to Vernon Bowen)

Comments

[NotSherly]

-1 meter! No Closing Ceremonies for me.

[Wingnut]

Of course I do. Why do you suppose I spend so much time here?

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

20.6 meters.

Try alternating w+o and then q+p.

He looked like was doing the splits the whole time, but was going.

[Punkin Poo]

This is just painful.

[NotSherly]

Way to go, Steve24!
My guy is competing in gymnastics with the face plant.

[Wingnut]

My first attempt was 1.5. Every one after that was backwards.

[oldfatguy]

I just managed to bend him over and fall down. Kind of like my sex life.

[queensbee]

whatever it is, the geniuses here have it blocked. i will have to waste time at home.

[sandy]

*falls backwards, strikes head... sues the qwap outta qwop*

[nursecindy]

My little man just kept falling down!

[mary decker]

*twips.......qwits.........qwies*

[Meanie the not white]

Curse you, Nannybot!

How am I supposed to feel like a complete idiot now? *Looks around*

Never mind.

[Pannus]

I am using my office mate's computer to report that I just kicked the screen in on my monitor after running -2.5 meters three times in a row.

[PirateBoy]

My guy did a "face paint" (sorry, white-out) but looked like a thin White guy trying to "Moonwalk".

I went -7.8 meters, a new record!

[Steve]

Flat on my rear behind before I crossed the starting line. Sort of like my high school sports record.

[nannie]

I am extremely adept at going backwards and falling down. And I'm getting pretty good at cursing.

[Cheesewiz]

Too close to reality.

[Wingnut]

Holy sh!t. You mean my +1.5 took second place?

[Meanie the Blue]

If you manage to achieve complete idiocy by reaching 100 yards, your reward is a designation as a National Hero and the opportunity to start again.

They must think I'm a complete idiot.

[Afkat]

OK yr daveness...I now feel like a complete idiot and wish I had that 10 minutes of my life back....I coulda been a contender....I coulda been a Mother Theresa....

Instead, my record was MINUS .7 metres....

[Betsy]

22.8 achieved entirely with the left heel and right knee. Meanie, thanks for warning me. I think I'll retire from active competition.

[Will (the other one)]

3.7m, and about a dozen back flops.

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