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So far? Is a better toy going to come around in the next few hours?
Posted by: Elon | December 31, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Doubles as an intelligence test. Buy one, somebody comes to your house and gives you a free field sterilization. Might as well call it a "Darwinazer."
Posted by: padraig | December 31, 2010 at 12:21 PM
Be sure to check out the comments to see how this thing actually works.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | December 31, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Nickie, give daddy back the Christmas stun gun. I know you have fun making all your friends do involuntary break dances. Hand it to me NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 31, 2010 at 12:57 PM
First state to have someone show up at an emergency room with one of these esconced in a certain body orifice will be....Florida.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 31, 2010 at 12:59 PM
Just in time for Dave to include it in The Year in Review!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 31, 2010 at 01:07 PM
Purchasers of this product could not be revived for comment.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2010 at 01:13 PM
Too late for cindy to get one for the grandkids.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 31, 2010 at 03:08 PM
Of course not. The children's version has Harry Potter or Hannah Montana on it.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | December 31, 2010 at 04:13 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't give Disney any ideas. I've been to Disney World and have been tortured enough, thank you.
Two hour line for a five minute ride, my @$$.
The best thing I ever ran into there was my Daddy saying he kind of enjoyed the line because the lady behind him was rubbing his back with her bubbies the whole time.
Posted by: Steve | December 31, 2010 at 05:05 PM
If given as a stocking stuffer, make sure it is turned off.
Or not.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 31, 2010 at 09:02 PM
Does not intended for children under 12 mean we can't give them one or we can't use it on them?
Posted by: Wingnut | January 01, 2011 at 05:13 AM
I notice they come in 2, 5, and 50 packs, in case one won't do.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 01, 2011 at 11:03 AM