STRAPPED FOR CASH?
Option 1: Attempt robbery with your iPhone.
Option 2:... Anyone?
(Thanks to Mark Buckley)
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Option 1: Attempt robbery with your iPhone.
Option 2:... Anyone?
(Thanks to Mark Buckley)
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I don't think there is an option 2. He needed money for his child but he had an iPhone?
Posted by: nursecindy | December 26, 2010 at 10:19 AM
I'm not an expert on crime and robberies in general.
However, I believe the preferred method is to go into politics.
Posted by: Steve | December 26, 2010 at 10:26 AM
Or Wall Street banking.
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 26, 2010 at 10:41 AM
I'll second what Cindy said.
Posted by: Wingnut | December 26, 2010 at 10:43 AM
There wasn't an app for that.
My first thought too cindy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 26, 2010 at 10:57 AM
I think it's unanimous - He had an iPhone?
Posted by: pogo | December 26, 2010 at 11:06 AM
sure he did - check it out, the "poor" in this country (those on welfare, who live in HUD housing) have t.v.'s, cable, air conditioning and two cars. i am not making this up.
these are your tax dollars at work.
Posted by: go ahead, flame me | December 26, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Amen, cindy. All these people with no jobs walking around with Crackberries and half an Apple store on them. What's up with that?
Robber: "I got a weapon here. Give me the money."
Cook (doing a Crocodile Dundee): "This is a weapon. F#ck off, loser."
Robber: "Just kidding! Merry Christmas. Gotta go."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2010 at 12:05 PM
so we would feel more respect for him if he had stolen the iphone, too?
Posted by: insomniac | December 26, 2010 at 01:39 PM
(but then he could've hocked it and gotten money that way...i give up, thinking like a criminal makes my head hurt!)
Posted by: insomniac | December 26, 2010 at 02:20 PM
Never bring a cellphone to a santoku fight. Smart phone, dumb owner.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 26, 2010 at 02:59 PM
Fire up the lump of coal app.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 26, 2010 at 04:54 PM
I'm reminded of Humphrey Bogart in the "GREAT OMALLEY" (I think). There are a lot of losers/broken/damaged people out there. What the h#ll do we do? It aint easy. I have to admit the point that he couldn't of been too desperate and have an iphone (which I don't have and could probably afford). Have him clean toilets.
Posted by: LeDud | December 26, 2010 at 05:53 PM
I would never flame "go ahead, flame me" over that subject. I remember the neighbors when we lived in subsidized housing growing up. My parents scraped by on a one paycheck income. The neighbor was receiving money from every program out there while her son dealt and worked under the table. darn it, there goes my blood pressure.
Happy New Year everyone.
Posted by: twitter.com/JugglerOfGeese | December 27, 2010 at 11:19 AM
My exact thot also, n'c' ...
Once when I wuz werkin' in AZ, I went to Waldo's for sum basic supplies ... a kid rode up to me in the parkin' lot, and said, "Can I ask you a question?"
(My usual response to that when my kids said it wuz, "You just did ... ")
Passing on that chance, I said, "Sure ... "
The kid wuz wearin' sum Pro sports team jersey ($200?), and ridin' a perty fancy bike ($300 + up?) ...
He sez, "Can you give me sum money?"
SImple answer wuz "No." But I seriously thot about tellin' him to sell the bike and the shirt and get a job ... but he'd've prolly beat me up ... (I'm old, y'know)
Posted by: O the U(manity) | December 27, 2010 at 07:58 PM