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December 29, 2010

SHE WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT

Shoplifter conceals shoes under breasts

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax)

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How appropriate that the banner above the story says "Holiday Shopping Guide".

What kind of shoes do you wear on your breasts?

Pumps.

She couldn't have hid them if they were flats.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Walk a mile in my shoes.

Flat busted!

I LOL'd, and tried to think of something clever to say, but all my mind would think was - ew, what a saggy pair of boobs those must be to be able to attempt to hide shoes under them. OOK !!

No kidding, especially when I thought the guy hid them under his moobs. Uggs!

Well someone has to ask it: How. Big. Were. They?

DIY push-up bra. American ingenuity at its best.

Skecher-artists.

Uggs under the Juggs?

Wingt!ts?

Blue's splayed shoes?

bwaaaaahaaaa meanie.
but they were caught. i guess they were flat busted by the po-leece.

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