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Posted by: bonmot | December 14, 2010 at 04:33 PM
And yes, there's an ape for that.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 14, 2010 at 04:39 PM
.....prompting Chen to tell the New York Times that the monkeys were "statistically indistinguishable from most stock-market investors."
According to the Times, Chen was forced to alter his currency experiment when he spotted two monkeys engaging in prostitution
This article explains alot.
Posted by: LeDud | December 14, 2010 at 05:23 PM
That mandrill looks happy to see someone.
Posted by: Elon | December 14, 2010 at 06:22 PM
This ape dressed up as Hulk Hogan for Halloween.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | December 14, 2010 at 07:49 PM
Bet those guys and gals can't even RUN past a mirror without stopping to admire that mustache. Probably hard to drink coffee, though.
Posted by: Steve | December 14, 2010 at 07:56 PM
Being as there are only 365 days most years we are surely close to having them all designated as National Something Day when we have a day for monkeys.
Posted by: Wingnut | December 14, 2010 at 07:59 PM
Hooray for Monkey Day.
I like that little Tamarin. For the first time in 30 years I'm growing a beard and he gives me inspiration.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 14, 2010 at 08:11 PM
I spent most of the day celebrating by flinging my poop at whoever irritated me. Needless to say, I had my hands full most of the day.
Posted by: Greg | December 14, 2010 at 08:18 PM
Put your MOnkey MOvember donations in the MOustache cup, thanks.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | December 14, 2010 at 08:42 PM
Celebrate. Take the last train to Clarksville.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 14, 2010 at 11:22 PM
Looks like the guy from Mythbusters.
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 15, 2010 at 02:10 AM
National Monkey day? Gee, curb your excitement people.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | December 15, 2010 at 05:50 AM
So we can't spank our monkeys?
Posted by: wiredog | December 15, 2010 at 07:29 AM
Someone tell Dr. Seuss that we found his Lorax.
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 15, 2010 at 10:28 AM
"FAL-loom, Here we come....."
You mean THOSE Monkies?
Vince
Posted by: Vince Pantano | December 15, 2010 at 01:11 PM
Mönkeystache WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 15, 2010 at 02:58 PM