IT IS KNOWN TO DRIVE MEN WILD
Flier Blames Tabasco Spill For Lewd Act
(Thanks to Alan Glenn and Mike Ricciardi)
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December 31, 2010
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*snork* at photo - "Er, are you supposed to smile in a mug shot?"
I saw soak him in Tabassco and see if he develops a rash. Might have to do it a few times.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 31, 2010 at 12:43 PM
I 'saY'...soak him
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 31, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Sexy smirk. NOT.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 31, 2010 at 12:52 PM
The flight must have been in a holding pattern.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2010 at 12:58 PM
A friend and I were eating blue crabs (I think it was his first time). He went to the restroom and did not wash the red pepper off his fingers first. His Little Elvis was not a happy camper the rest of the night. Yow.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 31, 2010 at 01:08 PM
*snork* at Meanie the Bruised (shoulder).
When landing, they came in hot.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 31, 2010 at 01:25 PM
Part of him was happy,the other,scared.. reason for the expression on his face...
He's from Lewidtown?
Posted by: EB | December 31, 2010 at 01:55 PM
So let's get this straight (sorry), the perv had some hot sauce and spilled it; these couple of drops then soaked through, at least, two layers of clothing and penetrated (sorry) enough to cause a uncontrollable reaction?
Is that the story?
Next.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 31, 2010 at 02:38 PM
Moron.
Escamilla and the Incredible Itch WBAFNFA Roald Dahl book.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 31, 2010 at 02:53 PM
"accomplished physical therapist".
Har.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | December 31, 2010 at 04:08 PM
I'd be the first to stipulate that there are times when one has an itch that one simply must scratch.
However, there are better ways to accomplish this. One must not just pull it out and spank it.
Although that look says he thought it was a good idea at the time.
Posted by: Steve | December 31, 2010 at 04:48 PM
It was the TSA pat-down pre-flight that started his launch sequence. The pouty cheerleader was a bystander.
Posted by: Pastor G | December 31, 2010 at 06:27 PM
He was just trying to put his tray table in the upright and locked position without using his hands.
Posted by: Braniff | December 31, 2010 at 08:20 PM
The garbled geography award goes to the headline writer who wrote:
Gulf Breeze man accused of masturbating in front of teen girl on flight to Maine
Didn't realize there's a Lewiston, Idaho as well as one in Maine. It's a Florida paper. There's no geography west of the Appalachians.
Poor Lewiston, Maine is still trying to live down the infamous Clay-Liston fight. Now this.
Posted by: There are Too Darn Many of us Steves Lately | December 31, 2010 at 09:03 PM
Gimme a B!
Gimme an O!
Gimme an N!
Gimme an E!
Gimme an R!
What's that spell?
Louder What's that spell?
Posted by: Wingnut | January 01, 2011 at 07:37 PM