HEARTWARMING HOLIDAY STORY OF THE DAY SO FAR
Southern Ill. girl, 12, gets new computer, finds porn
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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Southern Ill. girl, 12, gets new computer, finds porn
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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Ah, the Avenue QPad.
Posted by: KJP | December 30, 2010 at 08:38 AM
Whadda ya expect with the IPorn?
Posted by: Coconuts | December 30, 2010 at 08:51 AM
Another situation where punctuation makes a difference.
12 year old girl: " Hey,this is a perv pad."
14 year old boy: "Hey! This is a perv pad!"
Posted by: nursecindy | December 30, 2010 at 09:01 AM
I find porn on my computer sometimes, too.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | December 30, 2010 at 09:01 AM
You can get it pre-installed??
We live in a wonderful time!
Posted by: jon | December 30, 2010 at 09:05 AM
Tech support was outsourced to Bhutan
Posted by: Jerald Nichols | December 30, 2010 at 09:21 AM
Either the story is picking up steam, or there's more than one with the same problem.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 30, 2010 at 09:39 AM
I've found porn on my computer too, Olo. Sometimes it's hid real well, but it's there!
Posted by: padraig | December 30, 2010 at 09:40 AM
meanwhile, off to the side of the room, Daddy quietly stands there while yellow feathers float from the side of his mouth.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | December 30, 2010 at 09:55 AM
I'm just a little curious as to who the father contacted first: WSIL-TV or the manufacturer.
Posted by: Braniff | December 30, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Good thing they got it out of her hands before she recognized Mom and Dad.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 30, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Maybe the father felt a duty to do an in-depth investigation on his own, first.
At least I would have.
Posted by: Steve | December 30, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Why would they replace the computer? It's not like the device itself is broken. You can just delete the offending software in about two seconds. :-/
Posted by: Elon | December 30, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Elon, deleting the porn is easy. Getting the stains off can be very time consuming.
Posted by: WVplantman | December 30, 2010 at 10:25 AM
There's an "oops" for that...
Posted by: frodolives | December 30, 2010 at 10:25 AM
I once, at the request of a friend's son, googled American colleges and got bombarded by co-ed sex sites.
Sometimes a purely innocent search throws up some crazy sites.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | December 30, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Elon, because deleting the software removes the evidence that gets you on TV.
Posted by: Braniff | December 30, 2010 at 10:46 AM
I once googled 'Adult Antique Toys'. Don't ever do that either.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 30, 2010 at 10:59 AM
My daughter recently got cable (she's very crunchy and wouldn't allow TV). While scrolling thru the channels to find a PBS program for her 2 yr old, she clicked upon unscrambled porn. "Butts!" yelled my grandson. She quickly turned the TV off and shooed him away. After dinner she wanted to watch a video so she asked my grandson what he wanted to watch. "More butts, Mama!"
He's such a little man.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 30, 2010 at 11:06 AM
kids these days! in my day we'd have to travel for three days eating nothing by spoiled mammoth meat and berries of dubious provenance, fight off the hill people to get into a cave and glimpse a drawing that might be p0rn, or might be some kind of offering to the vulture god!
now it's pre-loaded onto computers!
Posted by: insomniac | December 30, 2010 at 11:22 AM
*Loses smirk as he realizes that we are soon getting a new laptop for our teenage daughter for her birthday*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 30, 2010 at 11:25 AM
OMG! Somewhat off topic, but I'm visiting here in SoFlo and just heard a radio spot advertising "vaginal rejuvenations." WT#!?
Well, I guess if guys can get procedures that measure up, gals are certainly entitled to get stretched down under with the Aussie Pelosi Special.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | December 30, 2010 at 11:26 AM
Yeah, insom, I miss dinosaur porn too. Although Hefner is apparently trying to bring it back.
Posted by: padraig | December 30, 2010 at 11:26 AM
Free porn? Sweet!
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 30, 2010 at 12:04 PM
The Hardin family plans to replace the tablet computer with a new one.
They plan to, just as soon as Dad is done with his 'research.'
"Hardin"? Really? You bloggers are so well-behaved, not making fun of a name like that. It warms the cockles of my heart.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 30, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Heh - Annie said cockles - heh heh!
Posted by: pogo | December 30, 2010 at 12:38 PM
But look at the brand name: Coby.
Although they make some good products, somewhere,
it's kinda like pickin up a cow pie and thinking ya
have a Big Mac....
just saying....
PS...He bought it at Breast Buy!!!
Posted by: funny man | December 30, 2010 at 01:13 PM
OT/ Two days ago on this blog I mentioned that years ago, my holiday reindeer had been messed with in a similar fashion to the old fart who called the cops about his issue. Now I would like to know which blogger was messing with my reindeer decorations last night and re-arranged them in apparant fauna f0rnicatory positions. My entire neighborhood was struck by a virtual plethora of reindeer games. ISIANMTU. CSI Niceville is investigating. /OT
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 30, 2010 at 02:28 PM
OT
How will we ever get through New Year's Eve without Snooki ? Oh, the humanity ... !
/ OT
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 30, 2010 at 02:35 PM
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: Telecomdropout | December 30, 2010 at 03:18 PM
Annie, you overestimate me. I was too busy snorking at their paranoia to notice the name.
Posted by: Elon | December 30, 2010 at 03:44 PM
I KNEW it was Tele! Stay off my lawn, you whippersnapper!
(although your positioning of the 3 white reindeer on the corner was intriguing, kama sutra-istically speaking...)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 30, 2010 at 03:57 PM
*holds broken halo over head*
Who, ME ????
*smacks Meanie's hand making devil fingers over my head*
Thought I didn't see ya, didn't ya ???
Posted by: Telecomdropout | December 30, 2010 at 04:07 PM
BTW, that interesting tableau, featuring the 3 reindeer ?? Totally from the twisted mind of Mr. Telecom - I cannot claim credit. Sick bastid !!!!
Posted by: Telecomdropout | December 30, 2010 at 04:10 PM
annie's got red-faced reindeer
rutting wildly bucks and does
and if you ever saw them
you would surely say they're 'hoes'
all of our annie's neighbors
called PETA and ASPCA
they even tried to sample
their plastic-reindeer DNA!
then one smoky new year's eve
sarah palin came to say
"your prevert display just won't do
could i shoot just one or two?"
then all outlets loved it
debating how we're going to h*ll
till sweden burns its bokken
annie's deer will sure repel!
Posted by: insomniac | December 30, 2010 at 05:34 PM
Pacific Shore bambis and
bimbosbambettes.Posted by: NotSherly | December 30, 2010 at 06:44 PM
Touch screen that needed to be touched, stroked, poked...geek hot.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 30, 2010 at 06:59 PM
LOLLER! (Even tho several of y'all got to all my good lines before I had a chance to post 'em ... )
(Yes, Annie ... I noticed that name and would've mentioned sumthin' inappropriate, so tnx to your comment, I won't embarrass Moi Ownself ... any more than usual ... here ... this time ... )
Posted by: O the U(manity) | December 30, 2010 at 07:15 PM
Yeah, I know ... I said "embarrass" ... it's an old joke ... let it die ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | December 30, 2010 at 07:18 PM
Devil's horns?? Those were antlers!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 30, 2010 at 07:49 PM
Annie, it wasn't me. Siouxie's lying. She wasn't even there, I woulda seen her.
Posted by: padraig | December 30, 2010 at 07:50 PM
Annie - it wasn't me. I was too busy re...decorating here in AZ. So many retirement communities, so little time.
Posted by: DesertAl | December 30, 2010 at 07:53 PM
Wasn't me, Annie. Plane tickets are too expensive in this economic climate. Besides, I'm clergy.
Posted by: Elon | December 30, 2010 at 08:28 PM
It was Mr. rbh^^, probably. Nah, too stupid to be creative.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 30, 2010 at 09:10 PM
Steve, I was very disappointed in hearing that Snooki was not going to be dropped in the ball on New Years Eve. I was even more disappointed to realize they weren't going to drop her without the ball.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 30, 2010 at 09:25 PM
Maybe they will drop the ball on Snooki.
Posted by: EyeGore | December 30, 2010 at 10:18 PM
I think they should drop the ball on Snooki at least once for every decade. Or at least until some sense gets knocked into her.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 31, 2010 at 12:27 AM
*snork* @ insom! I suspected Telecomdropout the entire time. Like most criminals, she never makes eye contact.
And I was hoping they'd drop Snooki on her head.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 31, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Death to the spammer!!!
But public flogging first, please...
Posted by: funny man | December 31, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Annie, even Telecomdropout doesn't deserve that kind of torture.
Posted by: Elon | December 31, 2010 at 12:24 PM
Ouch, Elon! I ain't that tough on the eyes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 31, 2010 at 01:21 PM
If a 12 year old boy had got this all you would have heard is "Thank you, God" and the parents never would have known.
Posted by: Wingnut | January 01, 2011 at 08:18 PM