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The gift that keeps giving.
Posted by: Jan Crozier | December 27, 2010 at 11:50 AM
The new dribble glass. Sidle up beside a buddy (or enemy) and poke up the bottom of his cup.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 27, 2010 at 11:57 AM
i thnk we have to.
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 27, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Methinks nobody on the planet would regift that.
Posted by: ubetcha | December 27, 2010 at 12:10 PM
42 beers a minute? I guess I'll have to buy two.
Posted by: fivver | December 27, 2010 at 12:20 PM
Can't wait for video of the night crew trying to shotgun that thing, and the related police/medical report.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 27, 2010 at 12:24 PM
Another entry to the mystery column.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 27, 2010 at 12:43 PM
MRI technician: "I see the problem right here. This patient has been drinking 47 Bottoms Up® draft beers.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 27, 2010 at 12:59 PM
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Posted by: NotSherly | December 27, 2010 at 01:02 PM
I hope no one tries to sit on that.
Posted by: frederic1943 | December 27, 2010 at 01:05 PM
I never really believed in magic, until just now...
Posted by: padraig | December 27, 2010 at 01:40 PM
DO they make one of those for wine???
Posted by: Siouxie, freezing in Miami | December 27, 2010 at 01:54 PM
If they fill the glass up through the bottom, just how do you actually drink the beer?
Posted by: Ross | December 27, 2010 at 03:00 PM
Evidently there's a magnetic seal at the bottom of the cup, so if it fails does it look like what happens when you blow a seal?
Can you find your way home using magnetized beer as a compass?
The web site needs more details.
Posted by: Ralph | December 27, 2010 at 03:14 PM
The first person to choke on the magnet in the cup will be from:
A. Florida
2. Niceville
IV. Montpelier
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 27, 2010 at 03:42 PM
And will, of course, promptly sue.
Posted by: nannie | December 27, 2010 at 03:58 PM
Hey! It's just ice cream.
Posted by: Mike Weasel | December 27, 2010 at 04:41 PM
That's what the penguin said.
Posted by: pogo | December 27, 2010 at 06:14 PM
That would keep you in front of a urinal until you couldn't stand anymore. Then it would get awkward.
Posted by: Steve | December 27, 2010 at 07:13 PM
How does it work, exactly? How does it get the beer in through the bottom of the cup without the beer then spilling through the bottom when taken off the dispenser?
Posted by: Sharon Lurie | December 28, 2010 at 12:07 AM
Magic.
Posted by: O the U(manity) | December 28, 2010 at 12:33 AM
Do not question the magical beer dispenser thingy!
@siouxie... wine would be a beautiful addition.
Posted by: djtonyb | December 28, 2010 at 01:53 AM
Have a beer and screw that world peace gig. Hanachristsaturnazaativus is over spamman.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 28, 2010 at 07:27 AM
The Spam-Man was partially right: This product would definitely bring about world peace. Belly up to the bottoms-up bar!
Posted by: eil | December 28, 2010 at 02:51 PM
Does it come with an Uzi salted peanut attachment?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | December 28, 2010 at 07:54 PM