A 24 CHRISTMAS
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December 26, 2010
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That's very funny! Poor Jack. Now he'll never get that Russian GSh-18 pistol he asked for. You don't mess with the fat bearded guy in the red suit!
Posted by: nursecindy | December 26, 2010 at 10:23 AM
NOT--THE--NAUGHTY--LIST
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 26, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Which of the reindeer turns out to be a mole?
Posted by: Lairbo | December 26, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Jack has gone Christmas rogue.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 26, 2010 at 11:57 AM
I've seen this before. A classic.
"You're on the naughty list, Jack. The naughty list."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2010 at 12:10 PM
Those scenes of Jack are cut from a real show, I assume. Anyone know what the actual dialogue was?
Posted by: Elon | December 26, 2010 at 12:13 PM
I think the knife to the eye was Jack's way to deal with Morris. Something about his Lakers tickets.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 26, 2010 at 01:30 PM
Marwan Christmas!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 26, 2010 at 04:51 PM
Can't see the links today at work either. Hope my IT person got coal in his stocking.
Posted by: Girlogic | December 26, 2010 at 05:40 PM
If Kris Kringle was carrying a nuke package.....would Jack get tough ? Is the Pope Catholic ?
Posted by: LeDud | December 26, 2010 at 05:47 PM
Maybe this is why Kiefer attacked that Christmas tree last year.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 26, 2010 at 11:04 PM
Yes, Cheapest Football Jerseys, Judi's three words were quite insightful. We look forward to your next post which will, of course, not be on this blog. However, if it does end up here, even accidentally, we'll hire someone to gnaw your legs off. Just thought you should know.
Posted by: Elon | December 26, 2010 at 11:21 PM
Growing up, the only Santa I saw was my uncle who was on dinner break from patrol duty as a policeman. He wore his service revolver outside the Santa suit.
I always assumed Santa was packing. I guess I'm ready for life in Miami when the day comes.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 27, 2010 at 05:15 PM
Where's Chloe? The hottie, taser-packin' elf? In Santa's perimeter?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | December 28, 2010 at 07:49 PM
would snow boarding him be considered torture?
Posted by: rick the ick | January 01, 2011 at 08:21 PM