YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO A DRUMSTICK

Drivers who successfully pass through the DUI checkpoint may be given a turkey that has been donated by businesses, private persons, and members of the Salinas Police Department.

(Thanks to Lori Karns)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

The Annual Turkey & DUI Checkpoint?

Festive!

I bet it's more fun than a TSI patdown.

[KJP]

You just know someone's going to ask if they can have Wild Turkey instead.

[nursecindy]

Why does this remind me of the Andy Griffith Show where Barney gave out of towners jars of Aunt Bee's kerosene cucumber?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Now Kerosene Cucumber WBAGNFARB!

[Wingnut]

How's this gonna work if you've had some to drink but can pass the test? Can you at least get a drumstick?

[KrisL]

So what do vegetarians do?

I'm sure this is well-intentioned, but sometimes rewarding people for doing what they're supposed to be doing gets on my nerves.

[Meanie the Blue]

To protect and to serve. No seconds.

[funny man]

Officer: Sir, didn't I just see you here a few minutes ago?

Mr. Jones: Yes, and I passed. But I think I might have
drunk a six pack. better check me again.

Officer: I gave you the bird! Now get outta here before I arrest you!

Mr. Jones drives off, flipping the officer then bird.
The police surround him and beat him to a pulp.

The spirit of givin' in action...in Salinas!

[NotSoShyJan]

Salinas is close to San Jose. Maybe we could lend them some of the 1000 homeless rats to give away also.

(permanently lend them)