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November 26, 2010
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Shoot! I started to send this one in. If he had watched the DIY network this wouldn't have happened.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 26, 2010 at 02:35 PM
If he hadn't run out of beer he'd be in there still. Or maybe there was a game he wanted to see.
Posted by: wingnut | November 26, 2010 at 03:31 PM
The Cask of Amontillado?
Posted by: wiredog | November 26, 2010 at 03:54 PM
Me too, cindy.
The Tell Tale Heart?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 26, 2010 at 04:13 PM
They don't tell you he's painted himself into corners 17 times.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 26, 2010 at 04:20 PM
The Cask of Amontillado is the story.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 26, 2010 at 04:22 PM
DIY can go wrong so easily.
On one of the last nights I worked with my father in his shop, we spent hours cutting a fancy design on the doors of some bathroom cabinets I was making.
As we closed up, satisfied with a job well done, I suddenly turned to my father.
"Daddy," I said, "we just cut the sides instead of the doors."
Posted by: Steve | November 26, 2010 at 04:25 PM
I wonder how Poe would have worked a power-drill into the story if he'd written it 150 years later?
Posted by: mlarrick | November 26, 2010 at 07:22 PM
"The insistent pentration of the drills, drills, drills,
drills, drills, drills, drills,
drills, drills, drills, drills,
drills, drills!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 26, 2010 at 07:40 PM
Alte knack.
Posted by: Bonmot | November 26, 2010 at 09:41 PM
I thought it sounded more like The Tell-Tale Hardware.
Posted by: Martini Shark | November 26, 2010 at 10:23 PM