WHY WE LOVE GUYS

Guys are handy.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

[nursecindy]

Shoot! I started to send this one in. If he had watched the DIY network this wouldn't have happened.

[wingnut]

If he hadn't run out of beer he'd be in there still. Or maybe there was a game he wanted to see.

[wiredog]

The Cask of Amontillado?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Me too, cindy.

The Tell Tale Heart?

[Loudmouth]

They don't tell you he's painted himself into corners 17 times.

[Loudmouth]

The Cask of Amontillado is the story.

[Steve]

DIY can go wrong so easily.
On one of the last nights I worked with my father in his shop, we spent hours cutting a fancy design on the doors of some bathroom cabinets I was making.
As we closed up, satisfied with a job well done, I suddenly turned to my father.
"Daddy," I said, "we just cut the sides instead of the doors."

[mlarrick]

I wonder how Poe would have worked a power-drill into the story if he'd written it 150 years later?

[Meanie the Blue]

"The insistent pentration of the drills, drills, drills,
drills, drills, drills, drills,
drills, drills, drills, drills,
drills, drills!"

[Bonmot]

Alte knack.

[Martini Shark]

I thought it sounded more like The Tell-Tale Hardware.