WHICH IS WHY WE FAVOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS ON BOTH OF THESE THINGS
Woman Allegedly Throws Beans, Cologne at Husband During Argument
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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Makes scents to me...first the beans, then the cologne.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 30, 2010 at 09:25 AM
What kind of beans were they? Magic beans? Was she trying to grow a beanstalk perhaps? And where are the pictures?
Shoddy reporting.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2010 at 09:32 AM
Or perhaps they were fava beans and the machete was coming next?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2010 at 09:33 AM
'The juvenile female was also taken into custody and faces charges of Simple Battery'
so, what was she: a double A?
Posted by: sandy | November 30, 2010 at 09:34 AM
Heart rending family moment. Beans, beans good for the heart.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 30, 2010 at 09:37 AM
Vinny Gambini: Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2010 at 09:50 AM
"Heinz up! You're under arrest!"
Posted by: bonmot | November 30, 2010 at 12:33 PM
No problem. Undoubtably, the husband will process the beans and give them back.
Posted by: Steve | November 30, 2010 at 01:14 PM
Van de Kamp's por homme.
With hints of molasses and bacon.
Posted by: bonmot | November 30, 2010 at 02:16 PM
It sounds like a half-baked argument among people with no scents of responsible behavior.
Posted by: Ralph | November 30, 2010 at 06:30 PM