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November 27, 2010

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR FOWL GENITALS

Ghana bans second-hand knickers

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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ewwww

Not 'til February. Still plenty of stock for the Christmas rush.

Too bloody right, they were charging extra for the skidmarks, the unscrupulous buggers.

Scene: tacky apartment on Ghana's Tin Pan Alley. JIM Hanley is seated at rickety piano, and GRANT Clarke paces nearby. Dozens of cigarette butts litter the floor.

JIM speaks: Dammit, Grant: "She's wearing second-hand hat/and second-hand..." What the hell rhymes with 'obroni wewu'?

Importation was banned in 1994?

Of all the boxers in all the world she comes here in mine.

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