WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?
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He stormed the frontier, and plunged into the fertile German interior . . .
Posted by: bonmot | November 23, 2010 at 01:52 PM
I'm guessing that there was significant shrinkage.
And a new verse for Watch on the Rhine.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | November 23, 2010 at 02:03 PM
Sink the Bismarck!
(Well, he tried to, at least.....)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 23, 2010 at 02:05 PM
"You the guy with the u-boat?" sounds much better when spoken as "Sie den Typ mit dem U-Boot?"
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 23, 2010 at 02:10 PM
Cologne River? No need now for an air freshener I presume.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 23, 2010 at 02:16 PM
Siouxie told me that's why you get in the back seat.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 23, 2010 at 02:21 PM
nc - that's no guarantee you won't kick it into drive. Siouxie told me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 23, 2010 at 02:24 PM
Foray Into Bondage WBAGNFARB, by the way.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 23, 2010 at 02:27 PM
Shoddy journalism - did he call her the next day?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 23, 2010 at 02:29 PM
Annie -- I think the status would be two ships passing at this point.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 23, 2010 at 02:38 PM
MTV's latest hit: Germany Shore
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 23, 2010 at 02:42 PM
But they took the plunge together...was his thingy just a dinghy?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 23, 2010 at 02:43 PM
Vaguely related item.
Posted by: wiredog | November 23, 2010 at 02:45 PM
was his thingy just a dinghy?
It certainly was once he hit the water.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 23, 2010 at 03:13 PM
A fun-loving pair from Cologne
Parked their car in an erogenous zone.
The result wasn't fine
They got dunked in the Rhine.
I'll bet they were chilled to the bone.
Posted by: Ford79 | November 23, 2010 at 03:22 PM
This is where chilled Rhine whine comes from.
*holds up a glass in toast to Ford79*
Posted by: NotSherly | November 23, 2010 at 04:29 PM
Next time put on the porking brake.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 23, 2010 at 05:02 PM
So she drives stick?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | November 23, 2010 at 05:34 PM
Sounds like he popped her clutch.
Posted by: bonmot | November 23, 2010 at 05:49 PM
Sounds like he popped her clutch.
Posted by: bonmot | November 23, 2010 at 05:50 PM
A couple of good, strong beers and he thought he might get into her panzer.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 23, 2010 at 06:06 PM
"Ramming speeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 23, 2010 at 06:37 PM
Anyone else now reading the Dizney banner ad at the top of this page as "Mickey's Christmas Panty"?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 23, 2010 at 07:35 PM
The German couple had planned to fly to the US for their honeymoon. But they decided that humping in a car and plunging into the freezing river was way less invasive than a TSA pat-down.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | November 23, 2010 at 08:06 PM
Not until you mentioned it, Annie. The 'r' and the 't' are too close together.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 23, 2010 at 08:53 PM
Audi get into such a mess? They need to Beemer careful.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 23, 2010 at 09:28 PM
Trystin' and Das Rhinecold.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 23, 2010 at 10:39 PM
But when they got out, did they smell nice?
Cologne usually smells nice.
Posted by: funny man | November 23, 2010 at 11:14 PM
More sloppy journalism -- what kind of car was it?
Posted by: Ralph | November 24, 2010 at 12:30 AM
I bet she didn't know her boyfriend was shiftless....
but he choked in the clutch. He was lucky she didn't blow his...engine?
Remember that song from the late 70's: "He had four on the floor, and I was ready to clutch...."
(OK, Holiday Geezer bus pass to the first person who can ID that song. I remember the chorus, but that's about all)
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 24, 2010 at 12:50 AM
PirateBoy those are lyrics from Butter Boy by Fanny. Betcha didn't think anyone would know that did you? I ♡ music.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 24, 2010 at 01:42 AM
I looked the rest of the lyrics up and they are not family friendly. Now gimme my Holiday Geezer bus pass!
Posted by: nursecindy | November 24, 2010 at 01:46 AM
She is a romantic heroine waiting for you to make the first move...to initiate so go for it. Men are men. Get down and gotta get up again.
Posted by: Leanspa | November 24, 2010 at 05:53 AM