THEY WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT
Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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How big were these girls' boobs!!!!???
Posted by: Beckster | November 30, 2010 at 03:15 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask this...but how could they possibly hide all that stuff in their body fat???
Posted by: tw | November 30, 2010 at 03:15 PM
They won't get far on foot, butt they got pretty far on cankles.
"Next week, on 'Hoarders'...."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2010 at 03:34 PM
these were some fat chicks i guess. yikes.
Posted by: queensbee | November 30, 2010 at 03:34 PM
I've had to do EKG's on well endowed women, and I've had to hoist up a few fat-bags to apply the little sticky thingies that the lead wires attach to. You'd be amazed (and grossed out) at what I've found under there.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 30, 2010 at 03:42 PM
After the stolen items end their usefulness as evidence, they will become merchandise once again. For the sake of your health (trans fat intake)and sanity, avoid the clearance rack.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | November 30, 2010 at 03:44 PM
How on earth do you put one pair of boots under your boobs much less four? I really hope T.J. Maxx either threw this stuff away or cleaned it really, really well.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 30, 2010 at 03:44 PM
TMI, Punkin. Same goes for the article. ewww
They say they took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves; $2,600 worth of store merchandise.
How big were they?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2010 at 03:45 PM
Yo momma SO fat . . .
Posted by: bonmot | November 30, 2010 at 03:49 PM
ailene? shmeco? what choice did they have but a life of crime.
Posted by: mudstuffin | November 30, 2010 at 03:50 PM
Headline: Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat
Snoop Dog: 'Womizzle accusizzle of hizzle mizzle in body fizzle'
fo' shizzle
Posted by: sandy | November 30, 2010 at 03:51 PM
oh, & i hope the cops checkizzled their boot-ays
Posted by: sandy | November 30, 2010 at 03:52 PM
Roll 'em in flour and look for the wet spot!
Posted by: bonmot | November 30, 2010 at 04:38 PM
Let's face it. Some folks have so much in excess that they could continue past T.J. Maxx, right next door to the car dealership, and hide a Yukon off the showroom.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | November 30, 2010 at 04:40 PM
Punkin, that will probably be their defense. "Why, officer, I had NO IDEA anything was in there!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2010 at 04:40 PM
A literal, human Katamari Damacy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2010 at 04:51 PM
*smacks bonmot*
Somehow you deserved that. Plus my hands are cold and I gotta warm them up.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2010 at 04:52 PM
bonmot, I think it's "roll them in flour and look for the price tags." And I deserve a *SMACK* for saying that...
Posted by: eil | November 30, 2010 at 04:55 PM
MUST LEARN NOT TO CLICK ON LINKS
Dammit Dave, put a warning on these things.
Posted by: Wingnut | November 30, 2010 at 05:10 PM
*SMACKS* bonmot because he deserves it. *SMACKS* eil because he asked for it.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 30, 2010 at 05:43 PM
Dang. All the good stuff has already been taken ...
The JOKES! Wadju tink I ment?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | November 30, 2010 at 05:50 PM
it does make you wonder what else they might have stuffed in there, wherever in there is.
Posted by: queensbee | November 30, 2010 at 05:51 PM
TSA nightmare.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2010 at 06:10 PM
Probably some serious cheese in the crevices. Just throw the stuff away. Schmeco?? Did they run out of pseudo-African names. It was probably Shamica or something like that.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 30, 2010 at 10:54 PM
I would pay good money to watch the Butt Sisters go through an enhanced pat down, though screeners might lose a limb in the process. Also reminds me of one of Dave's old columns explaining that Aretha could get a backhoe in her cleavage...
Posted by: hogsatemysister | December 01, 2010 at 02:08 AM
And did the search unearth Julian Assange, Jimmy Hoffa or Aretha's backhoe?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | December 01, 2010 at 02:15 AM
eil is all girl! *hairflip* And cindy, OWWW!
Posted by: eil | December 01, 2010 at 10:32 AM
You know, I'm a pretty big gal myself, but I am seriously impressed at 4 pairs of boots AND 3 pairs of jeans! I don't think I could conceal one pair of either. I'm not sure how I feel about that... relieved, and yet, somehow, inadequate?
Posted by: SharonCville | December 01, 2010 at 12:54 PM