THERE THEY ARE
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Do they get extra points for having plastic brains?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 23, 2010 at 10:41 AM
I prefer natural.
Posted by: bonmot | November 23, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Miss Plastic hopeful has boobs so big they caused her to tip over? "Thank you, God." (Tip of the hat to Animal House)
Posted by: Wingnut | November 23, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Theoretically, with enough money and skill applied, I could win that contest.
OK, a real lot of money, but still.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 23, 2010 at 10:51 AM
I'll be the first to say that there are cases where plastic surgery does a lot of good. Reconstructive surgery can be a life saver.
However, there are many cases where, say, liposuction results only in a reduced hat size.
Back before boob jobs, I dated a girl who stuffed her bra so much you could read the brand "Kleenex" across her chest.
Pretty face, but I knew better than to try for second base unless I had a cold at the time.
Posted by: Steve | November 23, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Their cups runneth over.
Posted by: bonmot | November 23, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Surgically Enhanced Competitors WBAGNF the Academy Awards show.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 23, 2010 at 11:19 AM
You guys ever get whiplash when your view goes from the boobs to the face? Judging from the photo here, and from many LA-area encounters, plastic surgery may perk the unperky, butt it sure can't fix ugly. Woof!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 23, 2010 at 11:25 AM
What is this "face" you speak of??
Posted by: Steve Haller | November 23, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Steve, at some point, the paper bag will rip, and you will turn to stone. But in the meantime, have fun.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 23, 2010 at 11:42 AM
The contestants now qualify for "Real Housewives of Budapest".
Posted by: Braniff | November 23, 2010 at 11:49 AM
I agree, Annie. I guess they're hoping their boobs are so big that no one will look at their faces. *SMACKS* Steve.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 23, 2010 at 11:59 AM
The areole scars are the worst.
Posted by: bonmot | November 23, 2010 at 11:59 AM
I'll take a *SMACK* from a pretty nurse any day...
Posted by: Steve Haller | November 23, 2010 at 12:02 PM
One country's TSA Screener is another nation's Miss Plastic judge.
Posted by: Martini Shark | November 23, 2010 at 12:06 PM
Don't knock yourself, bonmot. Next time don't go to a cheap surgeon.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 23, 2010 at 12:21 PM
They have faces?
Posted by: wiredog | November 23, 2010 at 12:42 PM
*SMACKS* dog! BAD DOG!! Doghouse for you!
I agree, Annie. *woof*
Posted by: Siouxie, they're real and they're spectacular | November 23, 2010 at 01:07 PM
Posted by: Siouxie, they're real and they're spectacular | November 23, 2010 at 01:07 PM
Where's the proof Siouxie? We want pictures!
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 23, 2010 at 03:56 PM
Agree ladies - that plastic boob is uuuuuuugly. Need lots of beer....or two sacks.
Posted by: EyeGore | November 23, 2010 at 03:59 PM
*SMACKS* wiredog and ArcticAl. Shame, shame. Siouxie is not that type of girl ArcticAl.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 23, 2010 at 04:47 PM
The pageant theme song id
"O don't care if it's rainin' in the city
Long as I got my plastic...."
Posted by: Phil | November 23, 2010 at 05:15 PM
Merely curious if sum of 'em paid for their plastic with their plastic ...
... um ... this could go on forever, sorta like the half-life of plastic, eh?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | November 23, 2010 at 06:59 PM
Plastic Fantastic! Faces not so much.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | November 23, 2010 at 08:09 PM
♪ There they are,
Miss Synthetica ♫
- sung by Bert Porks
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 23, 2010 at 09:34 PM
Ooooo,
shinyjiggly.Posted by: Loudmouth | November 23, 2010 at 10:24 PM
The background music will be all Michael Jackson, the patron saint of plastic.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | November 24, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Dave, you're the best headline writer ever!
Posted by: Gladly the cross-eyed bear | November 24, 2010 at 09:54 PM
Modern plastic surgery let many people to reshape their face or body with great emphasis and smarter look. Obviously they left down the weight of your pocket by spending lot of money onto it.
breast augmentation | gynecomastia
Posted by: Plastic Surgery | February 17, 2011 at 06:14 AM