THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
Ohio Cops Arrest Notorious Serial Amish Buggy Exposer
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
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the fiend!
Posted by: queensbee | November 19, 2010 at 12:46 PM
English, thou art going to he##! At first I thought it was an Amish person in a buggy exposing himself.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 19, 2010 at 12:51 PM
No cindy, clearly he was exposing the Amish buggy to passersby.
Get me editing, stat!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 19, 2010 at 12:58 PM
When it says he was collared, it that a euphemism for something else?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 19, 2010 at 01:08 PM
Will his victims have to identify him in a loin-up?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 19, 2010 at 01:14 PM
Serial Amish Buggy Exposers WBAGNFA...I dunno, something.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 19, 2010 at 01:20 PM
They were only offended by him driving a car.
Posted by: eve | November 19, 2010 at 01:30 PM
I thought Notorious Serial Amish Buggy Exposer was a rap star...
Posted by: jon | November 19, 2010 at 01:31 PM
a mish-understanding: he was just looking for intercourse
Posted by: sandy | November 19, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Amish buggy driver: "Hey, it wasn't a big deal."
Posted by: OC Dolphin | November 19, 2010 at 01:48 PM
I mean, what did he think he was showing them? They may not have electricity, but they DO have penises!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 19, 2010 at 01:52 PM
Ugh...that would drive me buggy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 19, 2010 at 01:55 PM
"Intercourse is a hub where many Amish and local folks do their business."
Outlying villages include Bird-in-Hand, Paradise and Mt. Joy. Winters must be long but fun.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | November 19, 2010 at 02:17 PM
Bill forgot another town very close to Intercourse - Blue Ball
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 19, 2010 at 02:27 PM
So do Amish women have hand-cranked vibrators?
Posted by: bonmot | November 19, 2010 at 02:30 PM
did he work for the TSA?
Posted by: abbie normal | November 19, 2010 at 02:30 PM
bonmot - have you taken a good look at a butter churn? Quaker pole dancing at its best.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 19, 2010 at 02:42 PM
Hiram Miller and Abraham Stoltzfus were going to establish Two-in-Bush just outside Bird-in-Hand but their wives objected. So they moved to Blue Ball, exposing their buggies all the way.
Posted by: Jerry Garcia | November 19, 2010 at 02:48 PM
I live not far from where this happened. And believe me, the Amish girls who come into town on Saturday nights, change into their heathen clothes and party to the wee hours certainly saw NOTHING new from this guy.
Posted by: Scott | November 19, 2010 at 03:19 PM
Wood this make him the "Notorious B.U.G.?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 19, 2010 at 03:33 PM
"Wood" heh,heh.
"Oh! You English have the tiniest woodies, you buggers."
Posted by: Jerry Garcia | November 19, 2010 at 03:44 PM
Jas0n Morrison? I wonder if he's related to Jim.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 19, 2010 at 04:28 PM
Family members?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 19, 2010 at 05:02 PM
Lower'n a snake belly in a buggy rut.
Posted by: Steve | November 19, 2010 at 05:24 PM
There's something amish here.
Posted by: bonmot | November 19, 2010 at 05:51 PM
Take away his driver's license; then he can only expose the universal serial bus as it passes by.
Posted by: Ralph | November 19, 2010 at 08:55 PM
When I take 'em up the hill they really whine
(Giddy up giddy up 4.9)
They never get us there time
(Giddy up giddy up 4.9)
My five horse dual rein leg-in-traction 4.9
(4.9, 4.9, 4.9, 4.9)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 19, 2010 at 09:00 PM
Bare
Dumbass fool.Posted by: Loudmouth | November 20, 2010 at 09:25 AM
Buggernaut
Posted by: Girlogic | November 20, 2010 at 11:18 AM
"Morrison was booked Monday into the county jail and released after he posted $250 bond."
How much is that in bags of wool?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | November 20, 2010 at 11:26 AM
I think that's 3 bags of wool, JSG. *knocks on computer screen* Dave, you okay?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 20, 2010 at 03:17 PM
Is this a felony or a missdewiener ?
Posted by: Clankie | November 20, 2010 at 06:21 PM
Clop clop clop BANG clop clop clop BANG clop clop clop BANG...
Amish drive-by shooting.
Sorry about that.
Posted by: Karen J | November 20, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Thy shoofly is down and thee hast shortbread.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 21, 2010 at 08:14 AM