HE'LL GO FAR

A law student in his second year of the three-year program at Ohio State University is believed to have stolen books from the school.

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

Comments

[rob]

Being a resident of Columbus, I am suprised anybody noticed......

[NotSherly]

Is he, by any chance, running in any election today?

[Meanie the Blue]

An apprentice jailhouse lawyer. Interesting.

[mudstuffin]

(waves at rob) i don't even know why we even have a law school - do we need more lawyers? they seem to reproduce like gremlins...

[Jeff Meyerson]

Send him to Washington... The Supremes are in session.

[bonmot]

I became somewhat alarmed about my (then) newly-chosen profession when I learned that outfit that administered the ethics exam for lawyers would not take personal checks.

It seemed to me that they should, with Question No. 1 on the exam being "Did your check clear? If your answer to Question No. 1 is 'no', stop; put your pencil down . . ."

[sandy]

book 'em, danno

[Elon]

Stealing books from a library is the lowest of the low.

[Horace LaBadie]

Final exam oral question.

"Why did you steal books from a library?"

"Because that's where the books are!"

"Good answer, you get an A."

[rob]

(waves at mudstuffin) I believe he was just praticing what he was going to be when he graduated......Another crooked lawyer. I drive by that campus everyday go to work. I can't believe that the law student was discovered. considering that the only thing that gets any attention is the football program.

[nursecindy]

Now people. Our bonmot is a lawyer and I'm sure he is not crooked and would never stoop to stealing books from a library. I agree that anyone who would steal from a library is pretty low. Just go to a library sale like I did yesterday and buy them. I bought a couple of Amy Tan's books and the Lewis Grizzard book I mentioned earlier. btw, Amy Tan's books are very good. Of course there were not any rare or medieval manuscripts on sale but I did find a dollar in one that I bought a couple of years ago.

[Loudmouth]

I hear law books make good rolling papers.

[nursecindy]

btw bonmot, let me know if you need my address again to send my money for defending you. Cash only please.

[bonmot]

Thank you, nc. Again.

I can't pay you in real BBQ?

[nursecindy]

I've already eaten real BBQ this week. Maybe a nice steak.

[Braniff]

At least you have to give him credit for being a college student who actually knows how to use a library.

[nursecindy]

True Braniff. Sort of o/t but I think heck has frozen over. They just mentioned the 's' word for our area on a newsbreak. Other people from the south will understand that word is snow. Nooooooooooooo! o/t

[Diva]

cindy, clearly you are not cut out to be a lawyer. You violated the most basic rule - get the money FIRST. ;)

[nursecindy]

Diva, you are absolutely right. No wonder bonmot never pays me.

[bonmot]

I pay you in happy thoughts and good wishes, nc. ((((((nc)))))).

[Loudmouth]

And the second rule: Bill 25 hours every day.

[nursecindy]

Thanks bonmot. Several years ago I watched the movie, "The Firm". I think they billed about 27 hours a day. After watching that movie I would never become a lawyer in a big law firm.