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They call themselves the "Hangover Helpers."
For $15 per roommate, CU graduates Alex Vere-Nicoll and Marc Simons will come to a house after a party, bring breakfast burritos, Gatorade and clean -- ridding the home of sticky red plastic cups and beer stains.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Sounds like a wild bargain to me.
But do they bring bloody Marys?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 28, 2010 at 09:36 AM
Typical college student: "What is this 'cleaning' of which you speak?"
Posted by: Steve | November 28, 2010 at 10:54 AM
They are so going to be rich.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | November 28, 2010 at 11:00 AM
I'd hope that was $15 per party attendee or that would have been an excellent deal for my two roommates after our 30-person party!
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 28, 2010 at 11:01 AM
Scott, I was thinking the same thing. Either the price is wrong, or these people are obviously morons. No way, would even illegal immigrant labor work for that little.
Posted by: Elon | November 28, 2010 at 11:43 AM
That's just a lure...once they're in, there's the vomit surcharge, the hazmat surcharge, and the unknown discharge surcharge.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2010 at 12:12 PM
...and don't forget the 'Chicken Soup for the Sozzled Soul'
Posted by: sandy | November 28, 2010 at 01:18 PM
Cleanup=Restash the stash.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 28, 2010 at 01:55 PM
What they failed to mention is it's $15.00 per roommate to clean the house. It's an extra $500 to keep them from sending pictures of the house, and you in your post party state, to your parents.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 28, 2010 at 02:21 PM
It mentions that with the tips they get they think they are doing pretty good. Wonder if any of these "tips" come from people still passed out on the floor, people still in bed who aren't sure where their pants are, etc. Finders keepers!
Posted by: Wingnut | November 28, 2010 at 03:07 PM
Good point. Salvage rights.
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 28, 2010 at 07:00 PM
After a frat house kegger, I imagine it would be salvage rights.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | November 29, 2010 at 06:59 PM
At the very least, it should be $15 per beer pong participant.
Posted by: WriterDude | November 29, 2010 at 07:18 PM