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Subsidy Increasing On Problem Beavers
(Thanks to an alert Canadian reader)
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Subsidy Increasing On Problem Beavers
(Thanks to an alert Canadian reader)
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Flooding is not such a problem around here unless they stop up the toilet.
Posted by: Steve | November 27, 2010 at 09:44 AM
CJOB? That sounds dirty enough without the beaver catching welfare.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 27, 2010 at 10:31 AM
I'm sooooo naming my new band "Problem Beavers".
Posted by: Alyzabeth | November 27, 2010 at 11:30 AM
We took care of this a long time ago in the US. Daddy sends the problem beaver to college and she learns to trap a mate and moves away.
Posted by: Wingnut | November 27, 2010 at 12:10 PM
The price paid for beaver pelts is so low now that it doesn't pay to trap them without a subsidy. Due to negative publicity, nobody wants to be seen with a hairy beaver any more. Shaved beavers, on the other hand, are still popular, but harder to trap.
For a country that was explored largely because of the beaver trade, the merkin way is not what it used to be.
Posted by: Ralph | November 27, 2010 at 12:29 PM
I've subsidized a few problem beavers in my time.
Posted by: frederic1943 | November 27, 2010 at 01:20 PM
Oh well, Ralph, anyone who would pick their beavers based on what kind of publicity they would get wouldn't be the kind beavers would hang out with anyway. Problem solved.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | November 27, 2010 at 03:00 PM
I hear that they're good eating!
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 27, 2010 at 05:57 PM
"Subsidy" = Canadian for "bounty."
Posted by: coscolo | November 28, 2010 at 06:52 PM