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October 21, 2010

THINGS GUYS DO THAT NON-GUYS WOULD NEVER THINK OF DOING

Exhibit 2,038.

(Thanks to Renaldo)

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Impressive. At least they didn't blow up anything. How do guys think of these things?

That IS impressive. Can't say it would ever occur to me to actually try this, but still...impressive nonetheless.

cindy, our brains are just wired that way. It's a gift, no need to be jealous. After all, you have the shopping gene.

Yep, Cindy. Just natural talent. That said, I, too, have never tried this.

Jump through hoops? I do it everyday.

Guys are just loopy.

4 guys and a hula hoop? How about 4 guys and a mop and a broom and a job? And a haircut?

.. and a belt for those droopy drawers.

I could wile away the hours
Communin’ with Jack Bauer
Comparing target thighs
And my b@lls I’d be scratchin’
While my farts were busy hatchin’
If I only was a guy

My nether parts I’d twiddle
I’d write my name in piddle
In snow with open fly.
Lotsa beer for my drinkin’
That’s good, Butch, you keep thinkin’
If I only was a guy

Oh I could tell you why
The Marlins need a score
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d fart and think some more

My face I would be stuffin’
Until what's left is nuthin’
My fault? I will deny.
I would jump through a hula hoop
And get it posted on YouTube
If I only was a guy.

*Chest bumps and lights fart in honor of Non-Guy's, um, tribute*

Seconds the chest-bump, but as a non-guy, goes back to cleaning the toilet and neighborhood of said toilet.

I'm willing to bet they are all still on their first marriage. Nothing makes you an expert at jumping through hoops like staying married for 20+ years.

Avoids chest bump but lights match for Non-Guy.
Oh no, wait . . !

*KABOOM*

I agree with Angry Mom. Sheesh.

*belch*

(scratch scratch scratch)

*toot*

So, what time's the game on?

*clicks heels* for non-guy, shoves his stuffin' back in his pants

*scratches where it itches*

Glad you liked it.

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