Dave Barry's Blog: STAY CLASSY, AUSTRALIA

October 27, 2010

In the cheesy ad, she uses her screen husband's penis for a leg up to reach a biscuit from a high shelf while a voiceover says: "Take the right step towards erection problems."

(Thanks to catmanmax)

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disfellowshipped beats disremembered any old time.

Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 27, 2010 at 04:03 PM

Quite a woody.

Posted by: bonmot | October 27, 2010 at 04:05 PM

I bet if the Beckhams had filmed this ad there would not be a problem...

Posted by: Steve Haller | October 27, 2010 at 04:11 PM

I was originally picked for the ad but the lady kept falling to the floor.

Posted by: oldfatguy | October 27, 2010 at 04:31 PM

Wish they had the ad video up. I don't want to watch it, I'm just curious what sound effects they used. The old classic "sproinga, sproinga, sproinga" or something more nuevo, perhaps?

Posted by: padraig | October 27, 2010 at 04:35 PM

You can watch it on You Tube.

Posted by: Buford | October 27, 2010 at 04:47 PM

This'll all blow over soon. She needs to keep a stiff upper lip, and not let the ~~jealous wowsers~~ upstanding women of her church get her down.

Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | October 27, 2010 at 04:51 PM

*Stepstools lasting longer than 4 hrs may cause bLadder problems

Posted by: sandy | October 27, 2010 at 04:51 PM

The bad news is that he had one of those 4-hour mishaps. But at least she got the cabinets cleaned out.

Posted by: Steve | October 27, 2010 at 05:44 PM

The bad news is he had one of those 4-hour mishaps. The good news is she got the cabinets cleaned out.

Posted by: Steve | October 27, 2010 at 05:44 PM

a double-header, steve?

Posted by: sandy | October 27, 2010 at 05:49 PM

Slow computer tonight. It doubled back on itself and bit it's own ....

Posted by: Steve | October 27, 2010 at 06:16 PM

Here's the video.

Posted by: Just Some Guy | October 27, 2010 at 06:30 PM

any faith at all would not allow for that

'must be some hard core doubt going on there'

Posted by: CrissyM | October 27, 2010 at 06:43 PM

Mr. Language Person: Should it be disfellowshipped or defellowshipped? Should her preacher be defrocked or disrobed? Also see this.

Posted by: Ralph | October 27, 2010 at 07:26 PM

Stop and ask yourself: What would Jesus do?

Posted by: Steve Haller | October 27, 2010 at 07:49 PM

What if the next commercial featured a talking erection that would speak in an appealing British/Australian/New Zealand accent, just to keep the viewers guessing? Wait, that's been done already.

Posted by: Marc | October 27, 2010 at 08:51 PM

Come on. Nothing a church should object. It's just a man helping his wife to get closer to heaven.

Posted by: Loudmouth | October 27, 2010 at 09:46 PM

She rung him up? Why's that such an issue?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 27, 2010 at 10:57 PM

Now if she would have used it as a diving board...

Posted by: EyeGore | October 27, 2010 at 11:18 PM

As long as she's not taking a stepstool sample...

Posted by: PirateBoy | October 28, 2010 at 12:34 AM

She looks happy in the commercial. Doesn't
God want us to be happy?

Posted by: Wingnut | October 28, 2010 at 07:34 AM

OK, WTF is up with moncler?