PAGING SAMUEL L. JACKSON'S AGENT
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October 26, 2010
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Snakes on a Main St.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 26, 2010 at 08:16 AM
I thought for sure this had to be Washington DC. I guess everyone is used to snakes crawling all over the place there. Oh, forgot, they are all out of town trying to save their jobs.
Posted by: Wingnut | October 26, 2010 at 08:19 AM
*crosses China off list of places to visit*
Posted by: nursecindy | October 26, 2010 at 10:09 AM
And they're off!
Posted by: Don Prudhomme | October 26, 2010 at 10:50 AM
You're on, serpent boy!
Posted by: Tom "Mongoose" McEwen | October 26, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Adult King cobras aren't that dangerous since they are fast and tend to stay away from people. (Not sure about youngins). Good thing they weren't carpet vipers or Russel vipers, those 2 kill more people in the world than the deadlier cobras.
Posted by: LeDud | October 26, 2010 at 12:25 PM
As long as the carpet viper matches the drapes viper . . .
Posted by: bonmot | October 26, 2010 at 12:38 PM
I do not like even being on the same planet with snakes.
Posted by: oldfatguy | October 26, 2010 at 02:23 PM
I have no experience with cobras. But rattlesnakes are usually not interested in biting if you don't press the issue.
Posted by: Steve | October 26, 2010 at 02:42 PM
Old shaggy dog story punch line:
I am the viper. Vere are the vindows to be viped?
It doesn't work with a COBRA.
Posted by: Ralph | October 26, 2010 at 06:56 PM