IT WAS TOTALLY SELF-DEFENSE
WILLISTON, N.D. – Police in Williston arrested a man who allegedly shot a urinal in a local bar.
(Thanks to Matt Filar and Allen at Division)
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WILLISTON, N.D. – Police in Williston arrested a man who allegedly shot a urinal in a local bar.
(Thanks to Matt Filar and Allen at Division)
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He had a problem with a discharge.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 26, 2010 at 01:53 PM
Dave--please tell me you have some comment on Tom Tancredo running for governor of Colorado.
Posted by: Square Grouper | October 26, 2010 at 02:12 PM
What is it with men and their bad aim when it comes to urinals?
Posted by: Alyzabeth | October 26, 2010 at 02:16 PM
Maybe when he flushed it splashed? that is justifiable reason to shoot a urinal.
Posted by: oldfatguy | October 26, 2010 at 02:21 PM
It has to be said. Pissed off?
Posted by: Steve | October 26, 2010 at 02:23 PM
Man, you guys already got all the good puns.
Posted by: Elon | October 26, 2010 at 02:32 PM
What? no comment on _Willi_ ston?
Posted by: markhh | October 26, 2010 at 02:44 PM
Wrong way to get a head.
Posted by: bonmot | October 26, 2010 at 02:45 PM
must've been a low flow - urinalot a trouble now!
Posted by: sandy | October 26, 2010 at 02:50 PM
If it was squinting and snickering, then the shooting was justified.
Posted by: James in NC | October 26, 2010 at 03:45 PM
He was just mad about being offered a really bad tasting mint.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | October 26, 2010 at 04:05 PM
He shot the toilet, but he did not shoot the deputy.
Posted by: Guin | October 26, 2010 at 04:12 PM
How do the girls on this page even know what a urinal is ? Is there some dark secret we should know ?
Posted by: LeDud | October 26, 2010 at 04:27 PM
Shooting a 45 at a smooth, highly polished surface at close range? It surprises me that this happened in the vicinity of alcohol.
Next time the library.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 26, 2010 at 05:12 PM
We aim to please, you aim too, please. And if you miss take another shot.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 26, 2010 at 05:28 PM
@leDud - we find out these things on the blog.
Posted by: NotSherly | October 26, 2010 at 05:58 PM
He's a real whiz.
Posted by: Braniff | October 26, 2010 at 06:02 PM
Maybe he was hocking a Luger.
Posted by: bonmot | October 26, 2010 at 06:04 PM
bonmot, ye made me choke
Posted by: Nolidge is good | October 26, 2010 at 06:15 PM
If it's like the Williston in Florida, it's a real toilet.
No wonder it hurts when he pees.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 26, 2010 at 06:16 PM
Someone told him to aim for the head.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2010 at 07:29 PM
I'm surprised he didn't miss.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 26, 2010 at 07:58 PM
There has to be a concealed-carry joke in here somewhere.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | October 26, 2010 at 08:05 PM
Musta used his beeretta.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2010 at 08:06 PM
He must have been pretty shaken up about it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 26, 2010 at 09:45 PM
Williston ... about three hours away frum here ... heart of the Oil Patch, with an influx of roughnecks that sorta get carried away with their "leisure" time ...
He can't be frum around here tho ... any Nodak would've been smart enuf to know one doesn't shoot a urinal with anything bigger than a 9 mm ... um ... too many opportunities for further "humor" in that statement ... ignore whut I said ...
OH! Sumthin' SHINY!!! SHOOT IT!
Posted by: O the U(manity) | October 26, 2010 at 10:21 PM
"Ya wanna step outside?"
(silence)
"Ok then, mofo..."
Posted by: Betsy | October 26, 2010 at 10:50 PM
Did he use a pisstol or an automadick?
Posted by: SW | October 26, 2010 at 10:55 PM
Speaking of dumb people.... We have had nine tornado warnings with three actual funnel clouds in the past four hours here in NC. James in NC I hope you are safe and not living in Vale, NC which I understand is pretty torn up. In fact several people are trapped under their homes. The dumb people part is the local stations were showing updates and people were calling them and complaining because they were interrupting 'Dancing With The Stars'. The storms are starting back up again so if you see a brick Cape Cod house with a rattled looking redhead in your yard in the morning that will be me. I like cream in my coffee.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 27, 2010 at 12:03 AM
Stay safe, nc. You're not in Kansas anymore.
Posted by: NotSherly | October 27, 2010 at 06:54 AM
NC, this is why trailers are popular in the tornado belt. They move easy and wherever they land, you set up shop and you're back in business.
Posted by: Wingnut | October 27, 2010 at 07:19 AM
He was pissed he couldn't light the cigarette.
Posted by: EyeGore | October 27, 2010 at 01:36 PM
(I'll probably see this fellow for a not competent to stand trial issue.. For this they will bring him all the way across ND....)
Posted by: EB | October 27, 2010 at 06:28 PM