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October 30, 2010


Complaint: Cathedral City police officer stripped down naked for swim

(Thanks to Allen at Division)


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Maybe he was really a stripper?

He'd always heard about the officers' pool and
decided to check it out.

Turns out he was a little hard of hearing,
as at HQ they were actualling talking about
the office (personnel) pool.

Better headline: A DIP FOR A DIP

Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to read is true. The names have not been changed to protect anyone. - Dragnet

You just have to know how to arrest them and still make them like you. We call it technique. - Adam-12

I don't care what undercover rock you crawled out from, there's a dress code for detectives in Robbery-Homicide. Section 3-605. 10. 20. 22. 24. 26. 50. 70. 80. It specifies: clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers, sports jacket or suit, and leather shoes, preferably with a high shine on them. - Dragnet (The Movie)

In his defense, they did ask him to join them. Was alcohol involved in any of this?

Cop (def)Rock.

I think he's really in trouble for leaving his "weapon" unsecured...

I had shrinkage! My gun is actually bigger than it appears!

nc...oh, c'mon! I'm sure it was a perfectly sober, respectable, noisy, wee-hours, topless flirtatious pool party.

Oh, undercover, sarge? I thought you said go underwater.

A strange man shows up under color of authority at 3:45 am, they ask him to get in the pool, and are surprised when he does. At least one of these women is married, remember. Or was at the time.

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