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October 21, 2010

CSI: FORT PIERCE

Thrown Corn Dog Leads to Arrest, Mustard Stain

(Thanks to queensbee)

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Anyone who wastes a perfectly good corn dog for anything should be arrested and get at least twenty years in the slammer on bread and water. sheesh

This was an "apparent hotel". Do they have non-apparent hotels in Ft. Pierce?

Interesting they thought it necessary to explain what a corn dog is. He should have said WTFBBQ and shut the door.

Obviously not Grey Poupon.

"(Expletive) you, you fat white (expletive), ies ant gunna tell you my name," McKeliver is quoted as saying.

Ha,ha,ha,ha...

I think I've got a Clue: It was Colonel Mustard, with a corn dog, in an apparent hotel!

First time I've ever heard "apparent hotel." Excellent wordsmithing.

good one, bonmot.

maybe it was an apparent brothel....and they were being polite.

I saw a double bill of Mustard-Coated Corn Dog and Apparent Hotel. Spicy.

"(Expletive) you, you fat white (expletive), ies ant gunna tell you my name," McKeliver is quoted as saying.

So...college professor, is he? Or Congressman?

Cornhole-Dog. The newest tailgate party game.

McKeliver was arrested on misdemeanor charges including domestic cornmeal batter-y.

"apparent hotel" may actually apply. When I asked our legal department what was the difference between a "hotel" and a residence hall that rented by the week or month, they said it was all in how you looked at it.
I told them I usually stood on the sidewalk and looked at the office.

Curse you, McKliver!

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