BUT HE'S ALSO DATING SNOOKI
Sesame Street's Bert Suggests He May Be Gay
(Thanks to queensbee)
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Sesame Street's Bert Suggests He May Be Gay
(Thanks to queensbee)
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I don't believe it. His friend Osama would never have let him live. But he probably would have sold tickets to the execution.
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 26, 2010 at 02:30 PM
Bert would never date Snooki. He clearly has better taste.
Posted by: Elon | October 26, 2010 at 02:31 PM
As the proud father of a two year old girl, Sesame Street is (once again) a large part of my life.
Recently, Ernie was pestering Bert about something-or-other, accompanied by music of course, and Bert turned to Ernie and said, "Ernie. Zydeco? Really?"
Cracked me right up!
Posted by: bonmot | October 26, 2010 at 02:43 PM
Ehhh, who cares about Ernie. What I want to know is, now that Katy Perry is married, is Elmo still knockin' some off the side, if ya know what I mean?
Posted by: padraig | October 26, 2010 at 03:51 PM
I guess they may as well go all in and make Ernie bisexual and Oscar transgendered. Maybe Elmo will be the metrosexual.
Posted by: LeDud | October 26, 2010 at 05:16 PM
Twitter twaddle.
Was this a Sesame Tweet?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 26, 2010 at 05:17 PM
Toldja. Ernie is the perv that made Angry Elmo bad. The only one Ernie is getting a piece of is Russell Brand.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 26, 2010 at 05:25 PM
OOPs, Bert is the gay one. He is more likely to hang out with the gay TeleTubbie.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 26, 2010 at 06:11 PM
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Siouxie | October 26, 2010 at 06:40 PM
We'll know Bert's come out of the closet when he tweezes that unibrow... oh, snap!
Posted by: Lairbo | October 26, 2010 at 09:36 PM
Wouldn't bother me if he were. I'm still way more worried about the rubber ducky, though.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 26, 2010 at 09:58 PM
"you make bath time lots of funnnnn..."
Posted by: padraig | October 26, 2010 at 11:12 PM
Siouxie's right. NTTAWWT. bonmot you have my sincere sympathy. I had to suffer through Tele Tubbies and Barney with my 3 kids. I knew I had watched too much childrens programming when I asked my husband if he had to go 'potty wotty' before we left the house.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 27, 2010 at 12:16 AM
Did anybody else get Avenue Q stuck in their heads before even clicking on the link?
Posted by: Estelle C | October 27, 2010 at 11:01 AM
Another plot to undermine the "Don't ask/don't tell policy.
Posted by: 0tis | October 27, 2010 at 01:44 PM
What about the nookie monster?
Posted by: EyeGore | October 27, 2010 at 01:46 PM
Actually if Snooki & cookie monster marry she will appropriately be Ms. Snooki Monster....
Posted by: EyeGore | October 27, 2010 at 02:07 PM
Somebody broke the filter that's supposed to stop the meat Specially Produced in Austin Minnesota....
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 28, 2010 at 11:44 PM
I can't imagine Bert and Snooki, who would recieve?
Posted by: Jersey Shore Snooki | November 05, 2010 at 01:52 AM
Snooki is one of the ugliest women in entertainment. Erlinda Estrada is butt ugly and looks like a man with tits.
Posted by: Rajo | December 21, 2010 at 07:21 PM