APPARENTLY THEY'RE NOT VEGANS
Victoria police break up brothers' violent fight over size of steak
Key Excerpt: When police arrived, they saw the younger brother had punched out some of the drywall as well as a computer monitor. The brother had also took a toaster into the bathroom and threatened to kill himself by throwing into a bathtub full of water.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Shoddy journalism. They didn't mention if the toaster was plugged in or not.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 28, 2010 at 12:08 PM
Please allow evolution to do it's job. Stopping suicide by toaster (over steak portions) does not improve the species.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | October 28, 2010 at 12:39 PM
Oddly, you never see this happening over Brussels sprouts.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2010 at 12:39 PM
The article doesn't mention it, but should I be surprised if alcohol was involved?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | October 28, 2010 at 12:45 PM
If the younger dude should happen to fry himself, is his steak still available?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2010 at 01:04 PM
..had also took?
i'd have to hurt them for the bad grammar.
Posted by: queensbee | October 28, 2010 at 01:10 PM
Do they speak or write English in Victoria, BC?
I wonder what became of the steak? Did the other brother eat both pieces?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 28, 2010 at 01:11 PM
'He promised to go straight to bed...
Now i lay me down to sleep
I pray the BIGGER PIECE to KEEP!
If i should fry before i wake
I pray my brother chokes on steak.
Posted by: sandy | October 28, 2010 at 01:12 PM
Amen(tal case).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2010 at 01:27 PM
Steeroid Rage.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 28, 2010 at 01:34 PM
I disagree. It was not a pointless argument. Lives were at steak.
Posted by: Elon | October 28, 2010 at 01:51 PM
Someone please explain to the younger brother that he has to actually get INTO the bathtub to have it work.
(and *snork*@sandy!)
Posted by: Betsy | October 28, 2010 at 01:52 PM
How do we know they're not vegans? Them skinny little people can get pretty crazy when they get a whiff o'sizzlin' beef. Some of 'em want to eat it, others think it may not be too late to save the poor critter.
Posted by: padraig | October 28, 2010 at 02:21 PM
Leggo o' my steako.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 28, 2010 at 02:47 PM
...throwing into a bathtub full of water the steak?
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 28, 2010 at 02:49 PM
foe sizzle
Posted by: sandy | October 28, 2010 at 02:53 PM
HAH to Sandy. And ladies....I bet their both single. All you have to do is keep them well fed.
Posted by: LeDud | October 28, 2010 at 05:31 PM
instead "they're" both single ....my mom the english teacher would scold me.
Posted by: LeDud | October 28, 2010 at 05:32 PM
Vegan Zombie says "Graaaains!"
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | October 28, 2010 at 07:15 PM
If I had threatened my older sisters with my own suicide...
Posted by: Mad Librarian | October 28, 2010 at 07:42 PM
LOLLER @ MtB ... and a bunch of y'all others ... tnx for cheerin' me up @ the end of the werk week ... I needed that!
Posted by: O the U(manity) | October 28, 2010 at 08:55 PM
Darwin has so much work to do.
Posted by: Wingnut | October 29, 2010 at 07:48 AM
Note to big bro: Don't purloin the sirloin.
Posted by: bonmot | October 29, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Much ado about a little missed steak.
Posted by: Badger 0tis | October 29, 2010 at 03:30 PM