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bonmote?
Is athat a pseudonym?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 08, 2010 at 08:00 AM
New this Christmas: My Little Suspected Incendiary Device
Posted by: KJP | September 08, 2010 at 08:00 AM
The favorite toy of the terrorists is the Big Wheel.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | September 08, 2010 at 08:47 AM
I don't think Hasbro could pay for the kind of publicity that they are getting right now. Hopefully they will flip a freebie to whichever kid misplaced their sister's toy.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 08, 2010 at 09:16 AM
New Millenium Childrens' Books:
"My Little Pony Goes BOOM!"
"Free Willy Gets Blasted to Heaven"
"Goldilocks does 8 to 10 for B&E"
"The Big Bad Wolf and Urban Development"
"Bob the Builder Uses Cheap Concrete on the Big Dig"
Posted by: Punkin | September 08, 2010 at 09:18 AM
Maybe dad left it there knowing what would happen, that keeps him from buying the little toy saddle, the little toy cowgirl and the little toy clothes (a suit for each day of the week) and the little toy guns and the little toy -----------------
Posted by: oldfatguy | September 08, 2010 at 09:23 AM
From Hasbro's website -- I think the cat might actually be a terrorist:
Q. How do I make my FURREAL FRIENDS Cat hiss?
To activate the hiss feature, you must hold the tail for several seconds. The sensor is deactivated when the cat is moving or talking. You need to grab the tail when the cat is sitting still, in between moves. Remember the cat has numerous behaviors states i.e.playful, cuddly, irritable and relaxed mode. Just like a real cat, it is unpredictable and shifts between states depending on how it is being played with. It takes more effort to get it angry when in the cuddly mode than when in the irritable mode. Generally you will not know which mode it is in. It is designed this way to provide some variability in the gameplay.
I can see why this creature would be considered scary near a school.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 08, 2010 at 09:25 AM
Ha ha! Florida couldn't find a whale to blow up!
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 08, 2010 at 09:27 AM
This is how unicorns became extinct.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 08, 2010 at 09:38 AM
Up to about 20 years ago, I carried a "breakdown" kit in the trunk of my car. It included flares for the event of a problem at night.
Now, there's no way I would be caught by an approaching policeman taking what would look like a stick of dynamite out of my car trunk.
Does dynamite really look like the sticks in the movies?
Posted by: Steve | September 08, 2010 at 09:40 AM
PETA Jr. is gonna be furious.
(*snork* @ naming a street near a school "Whisper Glen.")
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 08, 2010 at 09:44 AM
Trojan horse?
Posted by: Tinkerbell | September 08, 2010 at 10:26 AM
"Mommy, what are they doing?"
"The police are blowing up some girl's pony."
"But why? That's horrible."
"I know, but she didn't keep her room clean. It's the law. By the way, is your room clean?"
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 08, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Was it filled with little toy soldiers and/or match heads? (I think the statute of limitations has expired so I can say that.)
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 08, 2010 at 10:39 AM
A $350 toy pony!? Gads, you can get a real one for less.... but then you probably shouldn't be blowing it up :-/
... talk about taking all the fun out of it.
New at store this fall! "My Little *BOOM* Pony" For the little girl that "had" everything.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | September 08, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Those terrorist bastards!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 08, 2010 at 10:56 AM
best. video. ever.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 08, 2010 at 11:03 AM
Kibby - that is correct. $350.00 for a toy pony. BUT...this pony isn't your standard basic toy pony. It's a ROBOT toy pony. And if this were an 80's movie, that pony would have had a ton of other toy robot friends lurking in the bushes somewhere, horrified as what just happened to their friend.
Posted by: Schadeboy | September 08, 2010 at 12:07 PM
*sees a "Made for TV" movie coming out of this*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | September 08, 2010 at 12:11 PM
I liked the FAQs that included a line about ignoring wires coming out that have not meaning.
I'm surprised that we haven't had a reference to Jack Bauer yet.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 08, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Rest in pieces, Butterscotch.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 08, 2010 at 01:02 PM