WAIT... SO THERE'S A RIGHT CAR?

Man gets probation in wrong-car defecation

Key Quote: "This is your car?" Purifoy said before bolting the scene, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

"Hopefully, this was a one-time thing for him," he said.

Oh, I'd guess he'll be defecating again.

[Diane]

Well, I guess she won't be taking any sh*t from him now...

[bonmot]

If he got it right, it would be a sheet car named Desiree.

[Jeff Meyerson]

So Desiree was his "girlfriend" in much the same way as Snooki is "writing" a book?

[Braniff]

Imagine what he'd do if she was his EX-girlfriend.

[KJP]

I think it might just be legal in Texas to defecate in a Smart Car.

[oldfatguy]

Braniff, I am guessing she is NOW his ex girlfriend.

[Wes S.]

And Purifoy's headed for the Army. Swell. Makes me want to send his drill instructors a sympathy card.

Or maybe not. You know the DIs aren't going to put up with that $#!t for an instant, and they'll make his life a (deservedly) living hell.

I'll bet you twenty bucks Purifoy won't make it through Basic before coming up on the wrong end of another sort of...discharge...which will leave a stain that's a lot harder to remove than the one he left on the back seat of that Honda.

[Ejens1894]

Was this a one-time thing, or is he a SERIAL car-crapper?

[Alyzabeth]

I wonder if oh, one day, perhaps on his deathbed, he will think to himself, "Wow, that was a really stupid thing for me to do." Nah.

[OC Dolphin]

That was her #2(nd) car.

[bonmot]

Probably, KJP. "He needed killin'" is a legitimate defense to a murder charge.

[Meanie the Blue]

♪ Beep beep'm beep beep ewwwwww ♫

[Steve]

We had a Dodge once that WAS a steaming pile but no one did that except Chrysler.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Someone tip this pig rectum into a steaming pond of cattle waste.

[veee]

Relationships have changed since I was young...

[LeDud]

Very true veee. I was taught to never deficate in the girls car till you were engaged.

[Meanie the Blue]

*SNORK! @ Gentleman LeDud*

[Not My Usual Alias]

There's actually a Honda that is crappier than my '91 that is missing a variety of parts?

[mudstuffin]

hm. my kids leave crap in the backseat of may car all the time - still, this one needs killin'.

[Bangi]

wow a real pooper..er...trooper

[veee]

LeDud, last of the true gentlemen

[Desiree]

I always knew he was full of sh!t.

[EB]

You get Treatment for that in New Mexico?? Not gonna work there...

[Meanie the Blue]

A man does his Civic duty, and what does he get for it? Har-assment.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Eso es Honda Mierda....dude.

[Marc]

When they do that you are supposed to rub their nose in it, right away, before they forget what they have done.

[Sologubov]

You have to do what you have to do : should have done it on the driver's seat though.