WAIT... SO THERE'S A RIGHT CAR?
Man gets probation in wrong-car defecation
Key Quote: "This is your car?" Purifoy said before bolting the scene, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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Man gets probation in wrong-car defecation
Key Quote: "This is your car?" Purifoy said before bolting the scene, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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"Hopefully, this was a one-time thing for him," he said.
Oh, I'd guess he'll be defecating again.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2010 at 09:43 AM
Well, I guess she won't be taking any sh*t from him now...
Posted by: Diane | September 30, 2010 at 10:02 AM
If he got it right, it would be a sheet car named Desiree.
Posted by: bonmot | September 30, 2010 at 10:18 AM
So Desiree was his "girlfriend" in much the same way as Snooki is "writing" a book?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Imagine what he'd do if she was his EX-girlfriend.
Posted by: Braniff | September 30, 2010 at 10:50 AM
I think it might just be legal in Texas to defecate in a Smart Car.
Posted by: KJP | September 30, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Braniff, I am guessing she is NOW his ex girlfriend.
Posted by: oldfatguy | September 30, 2010 at 10:55 AM
And Purifoy's headed for the Army. Swell. Makes me want to send his drill instructors a sympathy card.
Or maybe not. You know the DIs aren't going to put up with that $#!t for an instant, and they'll make his life a (deservedly) living hell.
I'll bet you twenty bucks Purifoy won't make it through Basic before coming up on the wrong end of another sort of...discharge...which will leave a stain that's a lot harder to remove than the one he left on the back seat of that Honda.
Posted by: Wes S. | September 30, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Was this a one-time thing, or is he a SERIAL car-crapper?
Posted by: Ejens1894 | September 30, 2010 at 11:47 AM
I wonder if oh, one day, perhaps on his deathbed, he will think to himself, "Wow, that was a really stupid thing for me to do." Nah.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | September 30, 2010 at 12:12 PM
That was her #2(nd) car.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | September 30, 2010 at 12:21 PM
Probably, KJP. "He needed killin'" is a legitimate defense to a murder charge.
Posted by: bonmot | September 30, 2010 at 01:03 PM
♪ Beep beep'm beep beep ewwwwww ♫
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2010 at 01:21 PM
We had a Dodge once that WAS a steaming pile but no one did that except Chrysler.
Posted by: Steve | September 30, 2010 at 01:40 PM
Someone tip this pig rectum into a steaming pond of cattle waste.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2010 at 01:45 PM
Relationships have changed since I was young...
Posted by: veee | September 30, 2010 at 02:23 PM
Very true veee. I was taught to never deficate in the girls car till you were engaged.
Posted by: LeDud | September 30, 2010 at 03:02 PM
*SNORK! @ Gentleman LeDud*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2010 at 03:10 PM
There's actually a Honda that is crappier than my '91 that is missing a variety of parts?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 30, 2010 at 03:32 PM
hm. my kids leave crap in the backseat of may car all the time - still, this one needs killin'.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 30, 2010 at 04:48 PM
wow a real pooper..er...trooper
Posted by: Bangi | September 30, 2010 at 04:51 PM
LeDud, last of the true gentlemen
Posted by: veee | September 30, 2010 at 04:52 PM
I always knew he was full of sh!t.
Posted by: Desiree | September 30, 2010 at 05:21 PM
You get Treatment for that in New Mexico?? Not gonna work there...
Posted by: EB | September 30, 2010 at 07:22 PM
A man does his Civic duty, and what does he get for it? Har-assment.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2010 at 07:50 PM
Eso es Honda Mierda....dude.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2010 at 07:54 PM
When they do that you are supposed to rub their nose in it, right away, before they forget what they have done.
Posted by: Marc | September 30, 2010 at 08:00 PM
You have to do what you have to do : should have done it on the driver's seat though.
Posted by: Sologubov | September 30, 2010 at 09:51 PM