THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
(Thanks to catmanmax)
« Previous | Main | Next »
September 27, 2010
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-MiamiHerald.com
Links
- DaveBarry.com
- Columns
- You Can Date Boys When You're Forty
- Insane City
- Lunatics
- I'll Mature When I'm Dead
- The Shepherd, The Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog
- Peter and the Starcatchers
- G2G (Guide to Guys: The Movie)
- Old Blog
- Remainders Tour
- Gene W.'s columns
- I'm With Stupid
- Acronyms
Dave Barry's Books
Music
Categories
- 24
- Caption Contest
- Current Affairs
- Dave Barry for President
- Do Not Click This Link
- Herald Hunt
- Jokes
- Past Columns
- Productivity Enhancers
- Starcatcher Play
- Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes
- videos
- Vintage Columns
- Walter
- WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G
- YELLOW FOR CAUTION
- Yes, it's old. But it's important.
Your Blogging Staff
Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Those with injuries were taken to the Mayo Clinic.
Posted by: MOTW | September 27, 2010 at 09:59 AM
I saw Tragic Mayonnaise open for the String Cheese Incident.
Posted by: Guin | September 27, 2010 at 10:03 AM
*snork* @MOTW!
Drivers were heard saying: "
What the HeLL,man??"世界的に話すなら HeLL,man?"
Posted by: sandy | September 27, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Guin, I was going to say that I saw Mayonnaise Spill open for Hendrix.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 27, 2010 at 10:14 AM
The driver at fault was subjected to a severe dressing down.
Posted by: Ford79 | September 27, 2010 at 10:41 AM
but where was kikkoman during all this?
Posted by: insomniac | September 27, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Eggcellent, Guin!
Posted by: Diva | September 27, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Insom...I haven't clicked on your link yet, but I bet you've resurrected one of my all-time fave Dave artifacts.
Bless you!
Posted by: Betsy | September 27, 2010 at 11:40 AM
Wasn't this the plot of a Speed Racer episode?
Posted by: wiredog | September 27, 2010 at 11:57 AM
This is exactly why I switched to Miracle Whip.
Posted by: LeDud | September 27, 2010 at 12:21 PM
They're going to need a bigger bun.
Posted by: bonmot | September 27, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Has someone notified Homeland Security about this potential terroristic threat?
Posted by: fstop | September 27, 2010 at 03:18 PM
I bet they had to use the jaws of life to separate those cars sandwiched together.
Posted by: Glen | September 27, 2010 at 03:31 PM
Mayo clogs main artery.
Anybody ever notice how McDonald's excuse for mayo resembles white lithium grease?
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 27, 2010 at 04:41 PM
???
Posted by: Ralph | September 27, 2010 at 09:15 PM
Loudmouth,
It may look like lithease but it don't work as well.
Not that I've ever tried it mind you.
Posted by: abbie normal | September 28, 2010 at 09:55 AM